onewilyfool Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!" The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs..... "Your badge, show him your BADGE........ !" LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluesKing777 Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 Thanks Wily, very funny and no mention of a guitar or guitar wood?? BluesKing777. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57classic Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 [lol] =D> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponty Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 Great - I love that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrorod Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 Good one! I just love the slow and easy approach to Texas humour. Nothing like "Cowboy Logic" IMHO... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 Good start to my Sunday. That really is funny. Thanks for the smile, Wily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigKahune Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sboiir Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 good jokes are good jokes..that's a good joke......thanks for sharing ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 good jokes are good jokes..that's a good joke......thanks for sharing ! To me..... a good joke is one that you can use over and over for different occassions.... it wouldn't be hard to turn the farmer into Ren and the bull into a teed-off pitbull or something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewilyfool Posted December 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 To me..... a good joke is one that you can use over and over for different occassions.... it wouldn't be hard to turn the farmer into Ren and the bull into a teed-off pitbull or something! OR.....Henry Juszkiewicz and Federal agents from the department of Justice.....I can't beleive all of you missed the hidden intent of the joke....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobouz Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 OR.....Henry Juszkiewicz and Federal agents from the department of Justice.....I can't beleive all of you missed the hidden intent of the joke....lol Imho, it would be better to simply leave this kind of stuff off the guitar board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 OR.....Henry Juszkiewicz and Federal agents from the department of Justice.....I can't beleive all of you missed the hidden intent of the joke....lol That was my first thought...but "Ren" is easier to spell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 I think I saw that in a movie once. Never pays to try to tell citiboys anything. Just sit back and enjoy the entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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