E-minor7 Posted January 7, 2012 Posted January 7, 2012 Okay cheers - Never knew the realists view on the glass of w ?
onewilyfool Posted January 7, 2012 Author Posted January 7, 2012 The realist states that the glass is BOTH half full and half empty...
E-minor7 Posted January 7, 2012 Posted January 7, 2012 Yes, of course - The zoologist slips a fish into it The botanist pours it over the plant The functionalist puts out the fireplace with it The purist just sits and stare on it The surrealist drops the queen of hearts and jack of clubs in it, then places it in the freezer The nihilist thinks : It won't save nothing The spiritualist calls it an element and leans back satisfied imagining the other 3 The clown washes off his mask with it The hippie sees the world through it The scientist sees a world in it The poet fills it up with rye The dentist says : Please rinse your mouth The politician overturns it in the heated debate The musician dips his mouth harp in it The magician conjures it empty, then dematerializes it, only to pull it from a woman's handbag, now refilled with water, , , and laughing red frog.
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