Californiaman Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfHU8G74d_M&feature=fvst Hot Pocket any one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riffster Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 I have seen him a couple of times here in town, I love his material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stein Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 I think the ultimate would be "potato chip" hot pockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveinspain Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Wow I guess I been away too long... Never heard of a Hot Pocket.. He was funny though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stein Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Wow I guess I been away too long... Never heard of a Hoy Pocket.. He was funny though... It is essentailly a frozen, microvave-able calzone. Except, they come in all kinds of flavors, like "pizza" and "breakfast". It's funny, because it is the ultimate in lazy American food. They don't actually taste good or are healthy, but they still sell like crazy, because we are lazy. What is funnier, is that popping something in the micro seems like the easiest, fastest way to go, but, it takes them about 10 or 15 minutes to cool off to be able to eat, OR they cook hot on the outside and cold in the middle. They NEVER seem to come out right or perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted January 14, 2012 Author Share Posted January 14, 2012 It is essentailly a frozen, microvave-able calzone. Except, they come in all kinds of flavors, like "pizza" and "breakfast". It's funny, because it is the ultimate in lazy American food. They don't actually taste good or are healthy, but they still sell like crazy, because we are lazy. What is funnier, is that popping something in the micro seems like the easiest, fastest way to go, but, it takes them about 10 or 15 minutes to cool off to be able to eat, OR they cook hot on the outside and cold in the middle. They NEVER seem to come out right or perfect. You speak as if you are an expert of the Hot Pocket. Hot Pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stein Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 You speak as if you are an expert of the Hot Pocket. Hot Pocket. I am well versed in many forms of American bachelor foods, yes. However, I lack the skills to cook to the point that even the Hot Pocket is challenging. Hot Pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted January 15, 2012 Author Share Posted January 15, 2012 I am well versed in many forms of American bachelor foods, yes. However, I lack the skills to cook to the point that even the Hot Pocket is challenging. Hot Pocket. I thought you were ready to admit that you might be white trash. Hot Pocket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneakerpimp Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 love that guy's standup... great writing, awesome delivery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stein Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 I thought you were ready to admit that you might be white trash. Hot Pocket Maybe I just need to upgrade my microwave...I will look into it next trip to Goodwill. Hot Pocket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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