slimjimdom Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I am sorry to have to do this but, I am writing to inform you that I am not happy with our current relationship. What happened to the way things used to be? I spend my hard earned money to keep you happy and I don't feel that my needs are being met. I give and give, and you just take... you B.#@h. Oh you made it look good for awhile with your USA Les Paul Juniors, and Single Cut Specials with binding and 3 color options. Then you just TAKE THEM AWAY! Its saddens me to say that you have forced me to pursue my needs elsewhere (the bay, Craigslist) But you don't care, you're only after the big CS money. You're just a Gold Diggin Wh@*e. And btw YOU NEVER GAVE GOOD ACTION ANYWAYS! AND PUT ON SOME WEIGHT DAMNIT! Sincerely SJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 ...eh... what's up slimjimdom? nice to see you're still around! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rd_artist Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRV-Zeppelin Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Oh no! Not a divorce! I can't look! Any good lawyers around?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChanMan Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Dear SJ- Yep. Love, Gibson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Plains Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I think it's that time of month... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjimdom Posted October 30, 2008 Author Share Posted October 30, 2008 HAHA nah I've been looking for a LP junior or single cut special for awhile but I just can't justify the CS route at the moment. I recall GC had a very short run of glossy single cut specials that I was very interested in but they vanished. I'm still a little bitter that the USA junior was discontinued or replaced with the Billy Joe BS model. (i really like green day too but come that's only his guitar in appearance) all in all I was in a joking mood and decided to write Gibson a pseudo "Dear John" letter for laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maestrovert Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Any good lawyers around?... Aw shucks, c'mon now.....everybody knows that there jes' ain't no such animule, an' never was ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Did you try calling the Oprymills store in Nashville? I was there last year and they had everything. Geeez I though you got hold of some bad candy for a moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Very funny comments. This forum provides good relief from the dullness of bad days. Thundergod, I love the new avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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