banjo/ bass , both work :-)

[blindboygrunt]

band members all spot paddy the banjo player in the street with a little kid pushed up against a wall.

'what are you doin to that kid paddy? leave him alone he's just a child!'

'no way ! this little s#@t turned my tunin peg and knocked my banjo outta tune !' says paddy

'aww paddy , stop over reactin , sure we'll just tune it again'

'you don't understand ! he won't tell me which one he turned!'