L5Larry Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 .....you used to get excited when you found the new Victoria's Secret catolog in your mailbox, but now you get more excited when the mailman brings you the new ones from Musician's Friend and American Music Supply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpup Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 .....you used to get excited when you found the new Victoria's Secret catolog in your mailbox' date=' but now you get more excited when the mailman brings you the new ones from Musician's Friend and American Music Supply.[/quote'] And when you have to put on your reading glasses to look at any of those catalogs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cvansickle Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Years ago, before my wife and I had our daughter, we hung out with several other couples who also had not become parents yet. The wife of one of these couples was a seriously beautiful redhead with a killer body. They had a magazine basket in their downstairs powder room, and it was always full of Victoria's Secret catalogs. She admitted to to being a steady customer herself, so I got to imagine her in some of those underwears! A few years went by, and we all started having kids. Nowadays when we visit their house, they have children's magazines and books in that basket. It ain't the years - it's the mileage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermionik Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 You go into the room for something..... but you can't remember what. And it doesn't matter anyway. Ear hair and nose hair need removing on a regular basis. All you pups and punks - it'll happen to you too, so don't be going 'eugh!!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flight959 Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Iam a young 34.... So I dont know anything about being old! Flight959 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 You forget where you put your guitar. Find it, then forget where you put your pick. Find that, then forget what room your amp is currently in. Locate the amp and plug in only to forget what ya wanted to play. "Honey ya seen my tuner??!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksdaddy Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Years ago if I met an attractive woman my first thought was "Hmmm, I wonder if she has a daughter my age......." Now I meet an attractive woman and my first thought is "Hmmm, I wonder what her MOM looks like......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff_farkas Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 You forget where you put your guitar. Find it' date=' then forget where you put your pick. Find that, then forget what room your amp is currently in. Locate the amp and plug in only to forget what ya wanted to play. "Honey ya seen my tuner??!!!"[/quote'] +1.. misplace those picks all the time!! Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flight959 Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Years ago if I met an attractive woman my first thought was "Hmmm' date=' I wonder if she has a daughter my age......." Now I meet an attractive woman and my first thought is "Hmmm, I wonder what her MOM looks like......."[/quote'] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I like picking my kids up from school just to check out what all the mums are like... Flight959 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefleppard Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Years ago if I met an attractive woman my first thought was "Hmmm' date=' I wonder if she has a daughter my age......." Now I meet an attractive woman and my first thought is "Hmmm, I wonder what her MOM looks like......."[/quote'] +1!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 You can drink a beer faster than................. you can pee one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepblue Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 My waking moment was this... I used to have a huge crush on Lori Partridge. Now I watch the Partridge family and Shirley Jones makes me all lusty! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 You spend more time grooming your ear hairs than the hair on your head .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChanMan Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 ... when one of your younger friends tells your wife "He's just like my Dad, only cooler." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsky Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Played a high school prom many years ago and a young lady in a very nice prom dress came rushing to the stage and said "I'm so excited to hear your band tonight because my mom said you played for her senior prom and you were the greatest!" Jay R 1972 LP Custom (lefty) 1981 Strat (lefty) various Marshalls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:oilpit: Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 When your 17th birthday is getting nearer and nearer.... or is that not what you guys are goin' for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmartem Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Deep blue...I'm totally with you on the Shirley Jones thing. You really know your old when the 40 year old guys at work are collecting Japanese Kramers as vintage.Or pink Peavey Vandenburgs??????????? Fellow sold his Les Paul Studio to secure the Peavey???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermionik Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 . . Ahhhh..... slays me every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluemoon Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 When staying up late means going to bed at 11:30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksdaddy Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 11:30? I fell asleep on the couch last night at 9:45. If my wife hadn't been doing one of her blasted jigsaw puzzles on the bed I would have crashed even earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Your kids talk about you and your in the same room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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