Buxom Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Imagine you're stuck in a room, the door to freedom is locked, and you only have 3 items. They can be anything, as long as they're within an arm's length away. What are those 3 items and how do you use them to get out? I have a Gameboy Color, a solid silver crucifix, and a CO2 cartridge. I'd attempt to use the Gameboy as a hammer, the crucifix's sharp corner as a pointy thing to pierce the CO2 cartridge, and the CO2 cartridge as a projectile to (hopefully) break the doorknob. Then of course, if that doesn't work, I've got the small end of the crucifix as a lockpick, although silver might not be the best metal. Then that leaves me with the Gameboy, which could also have some small metal objects, capable of being used as a lockpick. I may not get out alive... Would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff-7 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 A Key. Only needed one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buxom Posted February 17, 2012 Author Share Posted February 17, 2012 Maybe it ain't the key to the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff-7 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Maybe it ain't the key to the room. Or maybe... it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flem snopes Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Or maybe... it is. I'm going out the window... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buxom Posted February 17, 2012 Author Share Posted February 17, 2012 Assholes. There is no window. And if there is, it's on the 85th floor of a skyscraper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dub-T-123 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 If I were to open this door, which direction would it swing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buxom Posted February 17, 2012 Author Share Posted February 17, 2012 Inwards. It's a walk in closet in a vacant house. (most I've seen swing inwards) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChanMan Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 I have a metal back scratcher, a swiss army style knife and a mag light. I'll use the mag light to light the closet while I pull the pins from the hinges with the screwdriver in the swiss army knife. the back scratcher is in case my back itches. I hate when my back itches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dub-T-123 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 That's what I was thinking, if it opens inwards you can take the hinges apart. If it opens outwards just Compton stomp it But why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrosurfer1959 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 How about a large screwdriver a good claw hammer and a pistol to shoot whomever locked me in the closet in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest farnsbarns Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 First the strange comment about fedoras and now this weird conversation about getting out of a closet. I think your subconscious might be trying to tell you something, Buxom. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pfox14 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 I'll only need 2 - a lock pick set & a shotgun to shoot the motherf'er who locked me in there in the first place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikekefr Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 1. A 8lb. sledgehammer 2.Large bag of ice to hold #3 3. 1/2 gallon of Captain Morgan's Private Stock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShredAstaire Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Just water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buxom Posted February 17, 2012 Author Share Posted February 17, 2012 First the strange comment about fedoras and now this weird conversation about getting out of a closet. I think your subconscious might be trying to tell you something, Buxom. :P I don't understand. Go into detail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaysEpiphone Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Can I use my Motorola DynaTAC 8000X to get help from Pete? \:D/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 I thought about they key, but decided I don't need it. I need: Jumbo Stick of beef jerky 20 oz bottle of Coke Zero Tic Tacs Beef Jerky because I'm hungry Coke to wash the Jerky down Tic Tacs to sweeten my breath. I'm going out the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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