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this is too funny...

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/Esteban-The-Vintage-30-Pc-Acoustic-Electric-Guitar-NEW_W0QQitemZ200269744559QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item200269744559&_trkparms=39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A10%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

 

30 pce set!!! no mention of a cape included, though. includes pack of strings and each string is considered a piece but the list only adds up to 29 unless you count the plug for the amp!! order now, only 25000 made. very rare!

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Didn't Martin make some kind of "negative" guitar that looked something like this?

 

If it doesn't work out as guitar the melamine fingerboard could be used as a dinner plate.

 

Umm.. well, maybe a long skinny bumpy dinner plate.

 

Hey, the peas wouldn't roll anyway!

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Wasn't someone asking just the other day what 'Vintage' meant?

 

Apparently, if I can paraphrase my wise old great uncle, it means it didn't work well enough for someone to wear out.

 

"no mention of a cape included, though..."

 

No hat either. I really like Esty's hat.

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to all above posters

 

MY GUITAR HERO HAS DONE IT AGAIN

 

An offer too good to believe which should leave everyone breathless.

 

This not-to-be missed guitar & amp offer may be the very same that

 

Roy Clark learned his Malagena on plus acquiring his weight gain

 

when using the amp as a microwave oven. What a thrilling thought

 

that even Thermionik has not envisioned. And to think that I gave up

 

home, family and friends to search for an Excellent when I could have had

 

this and double carpel tunnel syndrome all for $229.95

 

PLEASE - NO SYMPATHY CARDS - THANK YOU

 

Moose

 

p.s. Just a passing thought - what a wonderful inauguration gift this would

make for our next President!

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Cunk-Salutations to you from me and the Piss Poor Picking Academy of Advance Guitar Techniques

 

Just like a true believer and revered Esteban fan like myself-you have done an extraordinary service to us all by bringing this wonderful opportunity to our attention.

 

Regards,

 

Moose

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Cunk-Salutations to you from me and the Piss Poor Picking Academy of Advance Guitar Techniques

 

Just like a true believer and revered Esteban fan like myself-you have done an extraordinary service to us all by bringing this wonderful opportunity to our attention.

 

Regards' date='

 

Moose

 

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LOL!! if you order now - you'll recieve carpel tunnel syndrome at no extra charge!! too funny, moose.

mucho excellente.

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Just so that I understand' date=' are you all saying that this is not a good deal?

 

j/k[/quote']

 

I would solemnly recommend that you rush to obtain this sterling offer. In doing so,please make sure that medical insurance coverage is included for both carpel tunnel syndrome as well as acute hearing loss in the event the amp volume control goes haywire while you are trying to duplicate the playing of The Flight Of The Bumble Bee as done by the Great Masked One (ie. Esteban).

 

Moose

 

P.S. I also wish to forewarn you that the exquisite high treble obtainable through the included amp exactly duplicates the sound of a mouse being raped. This particular effect however is most appropriate for the more dulcet passages found in the William Tell Overture used to portray Tonto taking Silver for a joy ride.

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Just so that I understand' date=' are you all saying that this is not a good deal?

 

j/k[/quote']

 

in a word, yes. this man's company is after the ignorant, student or parent of a student's money. all the guise, capes and zorro motif, meetings and pilgrimages to seek the master (segovia) are a crock. these are walmart guitars at best. still makes me laugh that a pack of strings are consider 6 extra things.

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I believe that as a Fellow of the Piss Poor Picking Academy of Advance Guitar Techniques , I appear to have my illusions shattered by that esteemed organisation.

 

I have always been told that said esteban is a neo-deo entity to be held in utmost respect and awe.

 

I now see people who I once respected appearing to be "extracting the urine" about the great man.

 

Listen I know I am a Limey but tell me please why you attack him thus? Is it that because your stomachs are churning with the thought of your new president? Are Obama and Cain beyond your jibes and you must then turn to the master, the only man to have beaten Bee Bumble and the Stingers in a speed race to finish Flight of the Bumble Bee.

 

I am horrified by your treachery cunkhead. After all the great man has taught you. TommyK at least you like his hat.

 

And good old Moose ploughs a lonely furrow in support of the Leader.

 

A genius is seldom applauded in his lifetime but there's no need to shame the man.

 

We do have a waiting list for the Piss Poor Picking Academy of Advance Guitar Techniques Get together, we are expecting Eric, Jorma, SRV and Elvis so put your name down straight away!

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JohnT - if you can get Rev Gary Davis, Robert Johnson, Blind Blake, Charlie Christian, Lonnie Johnson and Chet Atkins to turn up in person, or even one of them, I'll definately come - even if its several thousand miles. Whatever, it wouldn't be as far as they would have to travel...

 

Roger

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Hardiest Greetings Sir Johnt:

 

Your respect for The Great Masked One leaves me greatly touched. Anyone who willingly and single

handedly is attempting to bring guitars to the bumbed out masses (particularly after this election) should be highly honored. Your most quaint Brit expression of "Urine Extraction" decidedly hits (and fits) all the proverbial unisex G spots of those who wish to deride such a noble effort. Plowing narrow furrows that I, you and a few others have done in his behalf is the least we can do in the interest of keeping alive the indomitable spirit of The Great Masked One's preeminent contribution to late night TV guitar sales and finger tip corrective surgery. I hereby rest my case (at least for now).

 

Moose

 

P.S. I do pardon Cunkhead for his straying from the flock

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MESSAGE FROM CITY JAIL:

times have changed. used to be a guy could sow a lonely furrow without running the risk of incarceration. i guess, hindsight 20/20, that the washroom at the bus station isnt the best place for such an endeavour. also, your "one phone call" option has been expanded to include one text message.

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MESSAGE FROM CITY JAIL:

times have changed. used to be a guy could sow a lonely furrow without running the risk of incarceration. i guess' date=' hindsight 20/20, that the washroom at the bus station isnt the best place for such an endeavour. also, your "one phone call" option has been expanded to include one text message.[/quote']

Guessin' I'm missin' somethin. Plowin' a furrow don't mean what it used to. TIme was you could drop your right tire in the furrow, crank it a tad toward the furrow wall, top the plow, then play few songs on you guit tar. Now that's illegal??? I MUST get to the big city some day.

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