onewilyfool Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duluthdan Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Ah crumps, ya made me spill my coffee ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewilyfool Posted April 24, 2012 Author Share Posted April 24, 2012 Ah crumps, ya made me spill my coffee ! Then that joke has done it's job!!! Good thing you didn't laugh your coffee through your nose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigKahune Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 . How come stuff like that never happens to me! . B) . . . . . . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dchristo Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 . How come stuff like that never happens to me! . B) . . . . . . . . . . kinda makes you want to take up golf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-minor7 Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 kinda makes you want to take up golf Hahahe he, , , , they speak about hole in 1, don't they - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambler Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Golf. The Gibson forum? The phrase 'off topic', it's resonating, percolating. Crystalizing! (not to mention, ladies present) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapM Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 . How come stuff like that never happens to me! . B) . . . . . . . . . . Why would you want to be hit in the thumb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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