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Tuesday Funny!!!

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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her

ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole..

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in

agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to

apologize.. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

 

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man

replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he

finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She

administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

 

Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!

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How come stuff like that never happens to me! . B)

 

 

 

[thumbup]. . . [lol]. . . [thumbup]. . . [lol]

 

 

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kinda makes you want to take up golf

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Golf. The Gibson forum? The phrase 'off topic', it's resonating, percolating. Crystalizing!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(not to mention, ladies present)

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How come stuff like that never happens to me! . B)

 

 

 

[thumbup]. . . [lol]. . . [thumbup]. . . [lol]

 

 

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Why would you want to be hit in the thumb? [confused]

 

 

 

[biggrin]

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