onewilyfool Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Farmer Wisdom “Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.” “Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.” “Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.” “A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.” “Words that soak into your ears are whispered…....not yelled.” “Meanness don't just happen overnight.” “Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.” “Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.” “It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.” “You cannot unsay a cruel word.” “Every path has a few puddles.” “When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.” “The best sermons are lived, not preached.” “Most of the stuff people worry about, ain't never gonna happen anyway.” “Don 't judge folks by their relatives. “Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.” “Live a good and honorable life, then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.” “Don 't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.” “Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.” “If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.” “Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. “The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.” “Always drink upstream from the herd.” “Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.” “Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.” “If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.” “Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly, and leave the rest to God.” “Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jannusguy2 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 "No matter where you go, there you are". Where ya been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigKahune Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 . Enjoyed that stuff. Good to see you checking in Wily. . B) . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-minor7 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 A familiar figure shows up at his place by the pond. Out goes the line. Hello OWF – let's fish on. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57classic Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Nice to hear from you Wily. Great post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J200_2013 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 And...to add another old chestnut to the farmer's good list: "Never sleep with a woman who has more problems than you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jannusguy2 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 And...to add another old chestnut to the farmer's good list: "Never sleep with a woman who has more problems than you." True dat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j45nick Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 True dat! Oh, yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindboygrunt Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 hey wily ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EuroAussie Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 And...to add another old chestnut to the farmer's good list: "Never sleep with a woman who has more problems than you." Unless its only for one night .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindboygrunt Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Unless its only for one night .... thus adding one more problem to her list :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Women are like guitars. You can't have too many. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindboygrunt Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Women are like guitars.... highly strung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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