Homz Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 I have to go with the LP on this one. Not because any average chick would know the difference, but because I know and would; therefore, play with more confidence and pride. The swagger factor.
KennyF Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 If you play guitar and you're in a band, you're gettin' chicks. Regardless of guitar brand or model. It's that simple. However, a Jackson reverse head stock makes it easier to catch bras and panties.
Tim Plains Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 Guitars are move of a guy thing and guys know what a good guitar is. Having said that, I'd say a LP would attract more men than woman. Any guitar is a chick magnet.
Thundergod Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 If you play guitar and you're in a band' date=' you're gettin' chicks. Regardless of guitar brand or model. It's that simple. [img']http://www.lespaulconsortium.com/forum/images/smilies/cool.gif[/img] However, a Jackson reverse head stock makes it easier to catch bras and panties. I like that way of thinking... I think Les Pauls (and any other 3-3 headstock guitar). Chicks dig symetry. They don't even know but it feels more confortable (visually) to them than something like a strat. Bullshit hehehehe I voted Les Paul. Specially if it has a flame top, I dont think Customs (black and white) are good to get chicks attention, they like things with more color: bursts and flametops. Nothing beats a cherry sunburst. (well, maybe a Geko burst if you are into chicks with 3 legs... )
Homz Posted November 29, 2008 Author Posted November 29, 2008 (well' date=' maybe a Geko burst if you are into chicks with 3 legs... )[/quote'] Maybe things are different in Ecuador, but here in the Midwest (USA) chicks with 3 legs are guys. Brazil has many chicks with 3 legs (i hear) thats close to Ecuador isn't it? Gecko finish! now thats funny.
ninety1vee Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 haha "hey baby, i am Rex, the human tripod"
Old Deadhead Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 I think the Paul is the most recognizable of all guitars, so it gets my vote.
ckledzepplin Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 girls at my school are messed up, they don't think that people who play guitar are that cool, for example i'm talking to a girl i like and something comes up about me playing guitar and she never talks to me again.
AXE® Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 girls at my school are messed up' date=' they don't think that people who play guitar are that cool, [/quote'] Stick your thumb in their bum and they'll follow you like a lost puppy...
brundaddy Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 It's the player, not the instrument. God knows there are beaucoup wusses who can't get laid no matter what damn guitar they play.
DamienAzrael Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 It's the player' date=' not the instrument. God knows there are beaucoup wusses who can't get laid no matter what damn guitar they play.[/quote']I'd have to agree.
littlekenny Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 It's the player' date=' not the instrument. God knows there are beaucoup wusses who can't get laid no matter what damn guitar they play.[/quote'] *cough*IAN*cough*
Thundergod Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 Maybe things are different in Ecuador' date=' but here in the Midwest (USA) chicks with 3 legs are guys. Brazil has many chicks with 3 legs (i hear) thats close to Ecuador isn't it? Gecko finish! now thats funny.[/quote'] I know... here they are guys too hehehe... and seeing nobody likes gekobursts, I guess chicks dont like them either. So... they might atract the wrong kind of "girl" ... seeing as how faggy they look hehehe
Thundergod Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 Gekko Bursts Rock like no other!!!! that's because YOU like 3 legged chicks and asian ladyboys...
Dynadude Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 I almost chose acoustic, but ended up on the mojo. A lame-o is not gonna get any, no matter what guitar he plays.
Homz Posted November 29, 2008 Author Posted November 29, 2008 Behold the Gecko Burst! A must have for 3 legged woman and anyone who thinks bass players and drummers are the intellectual leaders of the band.
solacematt Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 Stick your thumb in their bum and they'll follow you like a lost puppy... I've said it once, and I'll say it again, 'Nice!'
DamienAzrael Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 It's really not the guitar it's the player....Because if you see a nerd holding a guitar he's still a nerd....I'll say one thing though....Being a guitar player has helped me meet more women than I would have if I didn't....Playing lead just adds to it.
surfpup Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 Are some guitars better then others at getting the chicks? Yep. Mine are!
AXE® Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 that's because YOU like 3 legged chicks and asian ladyboys... and ???
Homz Posted November 29, 2008 Author Posted November 29, 2008 Truth is I don't want any more chicks. The one is more then enough headache. Disclaimer: The previous statement does become null and void if a 3 some arises (the cool kind, 2 chicks).
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