[Static when touching pickguard on either of my Les Paul Custom's]

Paint it !

 

 

 

no, no, no, chrome it. It adds horsepower.

[How many pieces of wood?]

That must be a pain to restring!

[Epiphone Les Paul from fender? are they buying epiphone?]

Is it me or have I never seen a start in the shape of a Les Paul??

 

Not until now' date=' i present to you, the Fender Les Paul!

 

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[can't find serial number??]

sorry but this sounds a little shady to me

[SG with only 1 pickup?]

well they made the sg junior with one P90 in it.

 

 

[EMG's (81, 85, 69 , 89 etc) IN A LES PAUL?]

if you love the tone of EMG's and the feel of the LP neck, you could just get an Epiphone. It could save you some money while still getting the feel you want. Of course an Epiphone is not "the real thing"