Can I play, too?
Humpalicious Underoos - BlackLion
I went down to the Target
To get me my new skivs
I go there every Saturday
'Cause they've got the best bargains
I walk on down the great big aisle
With clothes on left and right
I make my way to the giant wall
Of underwear delight
I pick out my favorite pair
And as I pull them out
A pretty young darling comes along
And looks me in the eye
"Are these yours?" she said
And I said "Yes they are"
"How about taking me dancing?"
And I said "Yes I will"
As I strutted back down the aisle
To check out my purchase
A smile came up 'round my face
And a song that went like this:
Me and my humpalicious underoos and
Me and my humpalicious underoos and
Me and my humpalciious underoos
Are going out tonight.