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Au Contraire!... "We Were Both Wrong" - Dave Edmunds and Rockpile.

"Fire Brigade" - The Move.

"I Believe" - Elvis Cost... erm...Presley.

"My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend (and I sure do miss him)" - Wayne Carter.

"The Song Has Ended (but the melody lingers on)" - The Inkspots.

"Anchors Aweigh" - Frank Sinatra and Gene Kelly.

"Baby Love" - Holland - Dozier - Holland (and Diana Ross and the Supremes...)

"The Green Green Grass of Home" - Tom Jones.

"Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong" - Inspector Zatapathique....... Voice Over: (hushed tone) And so, Inspector Zatapathique, the forensic expert from the Monaco Murder Squad sings his song 'Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong'. Zatapathique: (spoken) Quoi? Quoi? Tout le monde, quoi? ... mais, le monde ... d'habitude ... mais ... je pense ... Zatapathique and Singers: Bing tiddle tiddle bang Bing tiddle fiddle bing Bing fiddle fiddle tiddle tiddle Bing fiddle tiddle tiddle BONG! The cast: VOICE OVER Michael Palin ZATAPATHIQUE Graham Chapman

"Crazy" - Patsy Cline.

"Rock Around the Clock" - Bill Haley and the Comets.

"Magic" - Pilot.

"Mouldy Old Dough" - Lieutenant Pidgeon.

"Corporal Clegg" - Pink Floyd.

"Too Shy" - KajaGooGoo.

"River Deep, Mountain High" - Ike and Tina.

There's no way to break this gently; "The Thrill Is Gone" - B.B. King.

"Don't You Lie To Me! (I get evil)" - Tampa Red.

Well that all depends; "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" - Lady Marmalade.

"I Can't Quit You, Baby (bit I'm gonna put you down for a while)" - Nine Below Zero's version.

"Lucky Man" - Emerson, Lake and Palmer.

"Say It Isn't So" - (I like) Billie Holliday's version.

I "Heard It Through the Grapevine" - Marvin Gaye.

Which would inevitably lead to; "The Jack" - AC/DC...

"Big Legs; Tight Skirt" - John Lee Hooker.