Oh my God, I don't know who Farns, Barns, FB, HR Puffenstuff are.
I don't know anyone in this community of personalities, faceless and otherwise.
Yes, I'm keenly aware of the ugliness of the internet and it's inherent trolls and mixers.
I don't know who has what problems, head injuries, pulled groins, ascended testicles, ect.
Again, my question and the relativity of the Brit's response were disproportionate.
I have no desire to continue this now bizarre thread. Thanks for the coherent answers.
I spend more time playing than I do posting in forums, so I am truly sorry to have offended anybody.
I'm not rattled, nor should anyone else be.
Happy Holidays