onewilyfool Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 TOP TEN GUITARIST JOKES Q: How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughan tune? A: All of them, evidently. Q: What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend? A: Homeless Q: What do you call a successful guitarist? A: A guy whose wife has 2 jobs. Q: What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit? A: “How do you plead? …” Q: How long does it take to tune a 12-string guitar? A: Nobody knows. Q: Why was the amplifier invented? A: So the guitarist would have a place to put his beer. Q: What’s black and blue and lying in a ditch? A: A guitarist who’s told too many drummer jokes. Q: How does a lead guitarist change a light bulb? A: He holds it and the world revolves around him. Q: What do you tell a guitarist that is freaking out? A: Don’t fret. Q: What’s the difference between a guitarist and a pizza? A: A pizza can feed a family of four. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitarjtb Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 TOP TEN GUITARIST JOKES Q: How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughan tune? A: All of them, evidently. Q: What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend? A: Homeless Q: What do you call a successful guitarist? A: A guy whose wife has 2 jobs. Q: What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit? A: “How do you plead? …” Q: How long does it take to tune a 12-string guitar? A: Nobody knows. Q: Why was the amplifier invented? A: So the guitarist would have a place to put his beer. Q: What’s black and blue and lying in a ditch? A: A guitarist who’s told too many drummer jokes. Q: How does a lead guitarist change a light bulb? A: He holds it and the world revolves around him. Q: What do you tell a guitarist that is freaking out? A: Don’t fret. Q: What’s the difference between a guitarist and a pizza? A: A pizza can feed a family of four. Banjo jokes are funny. Guitar jokes are just WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbiii Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 There is nothing funny about a 12 string guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L8_4thesh0w Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond? A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L8_4thesh0w Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Banjo jokes are funny. Guitar jokes are just WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!!! Q: What's the difference between a banjo & a ukulele? A: It only takes you half as long to burn a ukulele Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asizemore05 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Haha...nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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