Murph Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so SPECIAL! She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment! We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?” “Okay!” I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” While I was waiting on the sofa… NAKED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajay Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Happy Birthday Murph! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajay Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Happy Birthday Murph! Did You at least get a new Gibson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted June 1, 2015 Author Share Posted June 1, 2015 It's just a joke. My Birthday is in Feb. But, THANKS............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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