Diego the guy Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 i could get a laugh out of it[biggrin] or i could possible cry......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rewddawg1 Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 I am the best joke! If you can't laugh about yourself, you have no business laughing at others! Rewd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 knock....knock..... :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego the guy Posted August 4, 2010 Author Share Posted August 4, 2010 whose there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Cuckoo Catch! :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego the guy Posted August 4, 2010 Author Share Posted August 4, 2010 cuckoo catch who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 …Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know… :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego the guy Posted August 4, 2010 Author Share Posted August 4, 2010 you sir.... are a genuis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 you sir.... are a genuis. Not a universally held opinion :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego the guy Posted August 4, 2010 Author Share Posted August 4, 2010 Not a universally held opinion :- no its not... just a local one[cool] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Just you and Bill man :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego the guy Posted August 4, 2010 Author Share Posted August 4, 2010 please do explain[confused] (notice were the only two on this topic so far) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rewddawg1 Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 That one went over my head and I have a relatively high education? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego the guy Posted August 4, 2010 Author Share Posted August 4, 2010 That one went over my head and I have a relatively high education? not gonna say i got a high education (sorta average) but i didnt get that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 What didn't you get? The joke or that only Diego and Bill truly recognize my genius? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego the guy Posted August 4, 2010 Author Share Posted August 4, 2010 oh i got the joke, ya silly zenken, i just didnt get the genius thing... but bill is a person and we both recognize your genius. alls cleared up. now lets see some jokes[biggrin] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 What did the deadhead say when he ran out of pot? "God Almighty, this music sucks!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 How many Electric Guitar players does it take to change a light bulb ? Five. One to change it and four to discuss how Eric Clapton would have done it (unless of course one of them is Steve and then they'd have to include Gary Moore in the discourse). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 And for Blackie.......... What's the range for an Electric Guitar ? About 20 yards if you have a good arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego the guy Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 very nice[cool] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksdaddy Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 What do you get when you play a Phish song backwards? A Phish song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego the guy Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 What do you get when you play a Phish song backwards? A Phish song. hahaha........ that reminds me of food[blink] im hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN • Guitars don't get pregnant. • You can play your Guitar any time of the month. • Guitars don't have parents. • Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to. • You can share your Guitar with your friends. • Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played • Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have. • Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars. • Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines. • You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself. • If your Guitar is flat you can fix it. • Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it. • Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat. • You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar. • If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again. • You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore. • You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated. • Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it. • Guitars don't get headaches. • Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player. • Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars. • Guitars don't care if you're late. • You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar. • If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts. • You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother. • The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick. • When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your guitar. • If you decide to part with an old Guitar, you don't have to give up half of everything you own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego the guy Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 i think i just spit out the food i was eating:-" that was drop dead hilarious. im going to copy that into my notes on my ipod[biggrin] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 i think i just spit out the food i was eating:-" that was drop dead hilarious. im going to copy that into my notes on my ipod[biggrin] Don't let yer girlfriend see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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