Randy1281734003 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11 O'clock news, and there was a story about a man on a ledge threatening to jump. The brunette says, "bet you 50 bucks he jumps" blondie says" I'll take that bet", next thing you know the guy jumps. Blondie hands over the 50 bucks, but the brunette says "I can't take your money, I saw this on the 6 O'clock news", blondie says "so did I, but I did'nt think he'd do it again" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar Chico Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 There's two sisters, one is a blonde one is a brunette. They are buying a bull in Texas. The brunette goes to pick the bull up when her car breaks down. She goes to a telegraph machine and the operator says it costs one dollar per word. The brunette notices that she has exactly one dollar with her. She thinks for what word she should send to her sister. She finally says "Comfortable. I'm sending the word comfortable." The operator asks why and the brunette says "She's a blonde, she'll read it slowly: Come-for-da-bull." GC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Nazarenie Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 "two blondes." females or males? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron G Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 How 'bout a Christmas joke? What do Santa's reindeer's wives do on Christmas eve? They go to the Elks Club and blow a few bucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar Chico Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 "two blondes." females or males? Females. GC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardLionhart Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Two blondes are sitting on the front porch one night drinking a cup of coffee and staring at the moon and stars. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, which do you think is closer... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde promptly replies, "Duh! You can't even SEE Florida!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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