Luthieran
lu·thi·er·an
ˈlü-thē-ər-an
noun
A person for whom guitar repair is a religious experience. (eg. Gibson, Fender and Rickenbacker are a Luthieran's Holy Trinity.)
vibrato
vi·bra·to
/vəˈbrädō/
noun
An extra large, battery operated device that women use to pleasure themselves. (eg. Mary's vibrato required 4 D-cell batteries.)
pedophilia
pe-də-ˈfi-lē-ə
noun
a psychological addiction to collecting guitar pedals. (eg. The patient was diagnosed with pedophilia after he bought his 15th Wah-wah.)