vibrato
vi·bra·to
/vəˈbrädō/
noun
An extra large, battery operated device that women use to pleasure themselves. (eg. Mary's vibrato required 4 D-cell batteries.)
pedophilia
pe-də-ˈfi-lē-ə
noun
a psychological addiction to collecting guitar pedals. (eg. The patient was diagnosed with pedophilia after he bought his 15th Wah-wah.)
I graduated H.S. early. Started college when I was 16. It was the biggest mistake of my life. I was too young for college and almost flunked out the first year. But, after that the rest was a breeze.