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  1. A woman goes to the doctor for a physical.  It's the first time she has seen this doctor.

    The doctor asks her, "Do you smoke?"  She says, "No."

    The doctor asks, "Do you drink?"  She says, "Not much, just socially."

    The doctor asks, "Are you sexually active?"  She says, "No.  I just lie there."

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  2. 20 hours ago, Twang Gang said:

    ...I never spent a lot on the Fenders I owned, I think they were all MIM.  But they were quality instruments that stayed in tune, intonated well and I think you'll find it a useful tool....

    I know a couple of long-time, locally successful, regular gigging guitar players in the area that play MIM Strats.  They love'em.

    I've got a garage sale MIJ Strat.  If I ever buy a new Strat, I'll get an MIM.

  3. Mary:  Joan, I've never been happier.  I have two boyfriends.  One is just fabulous.  He's great looking, caring, sensitive, and considerate.

    Joan:  With a boyfriend like that, why in the world do you need a second boyfriend?

    Mary:  Oh, the second one is straight.

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  4. 31 minutes ago, Sgt. Pepper said:

    I beat guitars up for free. Message me and I'll send you my address and of course you pay shipping both ways and I'll trash your new guitar for you for nothing. I do it all from light play wear to, dragged it behind a car for a mile, to the Full Monty of the Pete Townshend experience of  this guitars life is over relic-ing. Results may vary.

    On the clip it says 09/03/2021. How did that guy go to the future and get a guitar and bring it back to today and make a video. 

    Do you do lefties, too?

  5. On 2/19/2021 at 7:27 AM, Sgt. Pepper said:

    Mine sits on my lap on my futon in my man-cave.

     

    On 2/19/2021 at 10:00 AM, kidblast said:

    it's impossible to argue with a word like futon... 😆

    A futon is a very versatile piece of furniture.  During the day, it's an uncomfortable couch, and at night it converts to an uncomfortable bed.

     

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  6. On 12/31/2020 at 3:59 PM, bobouz said:

     

    ... that’s where the Sweetwater rep could be super helpful.  They seem to have a good reputation for assisting their customers, so it would be worth seeing what they can do for you.

    Ditto on the Sweetwater comment.  They are exceptional.

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