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  1. The beauty pageant host asked the blonde finalist, "If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?" The blonde finalist replied, "The living one."
  2. Speaking of gynecologists... Do you know how a woman can tell if her gynecologist has a thing for her? He "forgets" to put on the rubber glove. (If not to Hell, at least France.)
  3. Retired, you might talk to your eye doc about blue-light-filtering glasses. They are supposed to help if you spend a lot of time in front of a screen.
  4. And while we're on the subject, does anyone have any recommendations on a good biography of Mike Bloomfield?
  5. Yeah, Hammer of the Gods is good. I read that years ago. I think I gave my copy to my niece. Jimmy Page: The Definitive Biography by Chris Salewicz is good, and it's pretty up to date (published in 2018). I really enjoyed it. I also liked Peter Green - The Biography by Martin Celmins. As much as I like EC, I did not like Slowhand by Phillip Norman. It was published in 2018. I guess Norman is a highly regarded author, but I just didn't enjoy the book. For a little light reading, try Stone Me - The Wit and Wisdom of Keith Richards compiled by Mark Blake or What Would Keith Richards Do? by Jessica West. You're right, Sgt. Pepper; some of one's idols and heroes are not always very nice people. Happy reading!
  6. I kept a hognose for a few years. They ARE really cool. They don't take up a lot of space, and they're pretty docile.
  7. 1951. I'm 69 years old, but I think I look and feel like a man twice my age. Excuse me, I meant to say like a man HALF my age....
  8. My girlfriend accused me of having zero empathy. I just don't understand how she can feel that way.
  9. A baby harp seal walks into a bar.] The bartender says, "What can I get you?" The baby harp seal says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."
  10. Speaking of changing light bulbs and doctors ... How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the bulb and two to pull the chair out from underneath him. (You may substitute pre-law for pre-med as the situation requires.)
  11. Well, it's getting kind of late. I'm going to log off, shut down, and go to bed. I'll sleep good tonight. In fact, I always sleep good. I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. Good night all.
  12. Why don't blind people sky dive? It scares the $h!t out of their dogs.
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