Mr. Natural

Cows flatulating? I just blame it on the dog.

QMS, Happy Trails

Teacher: Johnny, how old is your father? Johnny: He is 6 years old. Teacher: Johnny, that's impossible! You, yourself, are 6 years old. Johnny: He only became a father when I was born.

That's a beauty.

I think most guys would rather have block instead of dot. I think you done good. Enjoy.

Why would anyone bother to fake a Tribute? I had a LP Tribute, and it was a great guitar, but basically, a Studio model. And I agree with Eracer_Team on the headstock wings.

I could go for a lefty, too.

Beauty.

Duane, I'm so sorry to hear your news. Hang in there.

I went to the doctor. She wants me to do the chemical peel on my head and my forearms and backs of my hands. She told me I'd look pretty rough for a couple of weeks. I told her I already look pretty rough - I don't need to look any rougher! My arms are pretty hairy, and she said I'd have to shave my arms before starting the chem peel on my arms. A couple of years back, I met my daughter, son-in-law, and 4 year old granddaughter at their place in the New Mexico mountains. We were talking about the local wildlife, and bears were mentioned. My granddaughter said that my arms were

Beauty!

Not a diddley bow, but a diddley basketbow?

Beauty!

As Rodney King once said, "Can't we all just get along?"

I've got a tweed Blues Jr. (earlier model than a IV) with a Jensen (don't know which model). With the vol. turned way up and the master vol. turned down, I get the OD tone that I like (with no pedals). I really do like the Blues Jr. Your results may vary.