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  1. 2 hours ago, Sgt. Pepper said:

    When he gets out of prison he is going to record a new hit called - Sodomized In The Shower.

    He’s got Herpes which he gave free of charge to some of his victims, so even the diehard sodomizer won’t touch his diseased body. 
    Broomstick rape is in his future, hopefully lots of splinters.

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  2. I really don’t know much about him except he got 30 years for being another degenerate slime ball celebrity. 
    WTF is wrong with these “Celebrities “ I got money, so I get to rub feces on you for being disobedient. 
    Line them up, I’ll shoot them all and save humanity. 

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  3. 1 hour ago, gearbasher said:

    A male and female whale were swimming together in the ocean. All of a sudden a battleship hits the male whale. Dazed, but not seriously hurt, he tells the female whale; "Man, that pissed me off. Let's swim under the ship , blast it with our blowholes and capsize it." The female whale agrees. They swim under the ship, they blast it, The ship capsizes, spilling all the sailors into the water. As they're swimming away, the male whale says: "You know, I'm still mad. Let's go back and eat all the sailors." To this the female whale replies: "No way. you talked me into the blow, but I'm not swallowing the seamen."

    LOL!! 

  4. 1 hour ago, gearbasher said:

    I think they are already there. Or, at least voting in their people.

    When I was growing up, every body I knew had a job when they were in there teens (I started working in a family owned establishment when I was 10 and when I asked if I can get paid. My father would say: "Do you eat?"). Now, I don't see any kids working. 

    We made life too easy for them. I’d be in jail if I raised mine like I was raised.

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  5. 1 hour ago, ghost_of_fl said:

    Remember the scene where he beats his neighbor down with the butt of a pistol on his front lawn?  He played angry/scary so well.   

    I’d like to do that to a couple of my neighbors, but I’d be a guest of the state of North Dakota for while. I hear you get T bones once a week though…..mm

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  6. 1 hour ago, MissouriPicker said:

    This cowboy shows-up at The Pearly Gates and St. Peter asks, “Have you done anything of merit that qualifies you to enter heaven?”

    The cowboys says, “Well, one time I saw this biker gang taking all this stuff out of a convenience store and not paying for it.  The store clerk was terrified.  So, I jumped off of my horse, grabbed the biggest biker, slapped him and yelled that if they didn’t stop I’d beat the crap out of all of them.”

    St. Peter says, “OMG!  That is amazing.  When did this happen?”

    The cowboy says, “Just a couple minutes ago.”

    Good one

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  7. On 5/4/2022 at 9:33 AM, ksdaddy said:

    An ex girlfriends little brother went to Philips Exeter Academy for high school, then 8 years at Dartmouth. Mechanical engineer. I think he went back to college in the 90s and got  a business degree as well.  He stopped by the house when home on break from college. I had a 1955 Ruger Single Six on the coffee table. Unloaded of course. He plunked down on the couch, picked the Ruger up, COCKED it, LOOKED DOWN THE BARREL, and asked, "is this a real gun? Is it loaded?"

    I said, squeeze the trigger and find out.

     

    LOL!

  8. It was on Russian TV 📺.  He said one missile would take out all of UK, or send their underwater drone to create a 500meter tsunami.

    They do have the capability of doing it, so take it as you will. You can never trust a Russian. Never. Especially a maybe terminally ill one.

  9. 20 minutes ago, Sgt. Pepper said:

    Can we start some threads about - "What strings are best for my J-45?", or "Are Blue Chip Picks worth $35?", or "I just got a new LP and there is a huge ding in it, and the binding looks like a rabid beaver chewed on it, what should I do?"

    Yet we are telling a lunatic maniac we do like him on a Gibson Guitar Forum, when Putin is clearly a Strat guy. 

    With a nuclear powered Amp.

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