Murph Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 What is Celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He then addressed the men. "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?" Frank leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently and whispered, "Gold Medal-All-Purpose, Isn't it?" And thus began Frank's life of celibacy...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dchristo Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 hahaha, that's called " self inflicted celibacy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisrownSal Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Well, kind of the opposite of celibacy....but here goes. Your same couple, Murph, Frank and Ann had fallen on hard times. The economy, getting ripped of by reversed mortgages, etc.... They decided the only way out was if Ann started engaging in the world's oldest profession. Frank was so torn - but he finally agreed with Ann that it was the only way to go. They prepared themselves mentally, and Ann got gussied up some. The day came when she would start. Saturday. Off she went. Frank waited at home for hours, worried about his Ann. She finally came home at 3am with 87 dollars and fifty cents. Frank: Who gave you fifty cents?????? Ann: Everybody. Good night Frank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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