jaxson50 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 THANKS FOR ALL THE COMMENTS !!!!! I"VE RECEIVED SO MANY FOR THIS GREAT IMAGE !!! HERE"S A FUNNY FOR YOU:THO THILLY !!!!!!!!!!! HAL B…….. O x y m o r o n s 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 6. Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 7. Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? 8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges? 9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? 10. Why are they called " stands" when they are made for sitting? 11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? 12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? 13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? 14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? 15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pippy Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 ...15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?... That's priceless. Reminds me of the following 'English Language' paradox; "Why isn't there another word for 'synonym'?" Pip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldCowboy Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 If being "shifty" is bad, why is being "shiftless" also bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capmaster Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 ... 14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? ... Funny, but literally translated they also mean same opposites in German. :) ... Reminds me of the following 'English Language' paradox; "Why isn't there another word for 'synonym'?" Pip. And another coincidence! We need two German words to express the same without using this loanword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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