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Christmas with the family and my brother goes into his non-stop joke routine. Only two worth repeating.

 

This woman is being arraigned for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

The judge asks: "First offender?"

She replies: "No first a Gibson then a Fender."

 

 

My girlfriend is so ugly, Bill Cosby gave her an espresso.

 

 

Well, maybe they weren't worth repeating.

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Christmas with the family and my brother goes into his non-stop joke routine. Only two worth repeating.

 

This woman is being arraigned for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

The judge asks: "First offender?"

She replies: "No first a Gibson then a Fender."

 

 

My girlfriend is so ugly, Bill Cosby gave her an espresso.

 

 

Well, maybe they weren't worth repeating.

 

And maybe they are...

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