AXE® Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady! You're really ugly." Furious, the lady stormed past the store to work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you're really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady! You're really ugly." The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said she would sue the store to get rid of the bird. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again. When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady!" She paused and said, "Yes?" The bird said, "You know." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homz Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 good 1 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrosion of conformity Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Lol nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fool on The Hill Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Hey lady!!! You got what i want, So Darlin' Darlin' Darlin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuckomf Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Hey lady!!! You got what i want' date=' So Darlin' Darlin' Darlin'[/quote'] shameful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr. Robot Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Is it now an Ex-Parrot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky4 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 A woman buys a parrot and is warned that the bird came from a brothel, so some rough language might be expected. She gets it home and the bird says "New madam, new madam!", but it didn't bother her. Her two daughters walk in and the bird says, "New girls, new girls!". No biggie. When her husband comes home, the parrot says,"Keiths here, Keiths here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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