Thundergod Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Reason 10 All the imbeciles, a$$holes, pricks and ******bags would go first, and you would finally be able to enjoy your world without worrying about them. You got that right. Have you ever been to any place where you have to stand in line to go in or to pay? Well how about that guy/gal/family that just goes up and stands in front of the line when they say "next!"? You tell him/her it's your turn and to go back and he threatens you/does as if he didn't hear you/says he's in a hurry and to please let him go first. That idiot would be the first to die. His/their kind wouldn't make it to day 2. Why? -They are stupid (probably stupider than mindless zombies) -They aren't organized and don't know how to be organized (hell they didn't know how to stand in line for f-cks sake!) -They'll probably run right into the zombie hordes because, you know, everyone else is running the other way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted April 17, 2010 Author Share Posted April 17, 2010 Reason 9 All that people living on welfare, feeding of our tax money, expecting the middle class man and the rich to pay for everything "because they can afford it"... they'll be second to go. Good, at least a couple of days without having to worry about paying taxes so they can get free drugs! Why? Because they have been getting everything for free, no effort, no work... they've become acustomed to be fed and taken care of by others, they're lazy and trust someone will come save them as someone always does. Wrong, no one is commin' this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted April 17, 2010 Author Share Posted April 17, 2010 Reason 8 Evil corporations will cease to exist. The guys on top will trust their faithful workers to go on for them and to protect them with their lives. But that won't happen this time. People that are wililng to die for others 'cause they are paid are often willing to take a bullet to the head, but if you ask them to get eaten by other people they'll decline, trust me on this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted April 17, 2010 Author Share Posted April 17, 2010 Feel free to post #7 through #2 Reason #1 would be, Zombies don't play guitar, so more guitars for us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jameslucascalvert Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 The Zombie Survival Guide is one of my favorite books. I'm prepared! Unfortunately, with a bunch of zombies ruling the world, Nickelback album sales would skyrocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jameslucascalvert Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Reason #7 No more bad entertainment! No more Hollywood remakes, reboots, sequels, prequels, bad sitcoms, reality TV, talk shows....it's all gone!! If you have an acoustic guitar, you'll be considered a GOD in your region. On the down side, a generator powering an amp and a PA system will just attract zombies, so it'll be a few years before you can plug in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Reason 6..No fat chicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jameslucascalvert Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 BOOM!!!! That's sweet and true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zombiebear Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Here are 5 scientific reasons on HOW it could happen ;] ZOMBIES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Say what is a zombie apocalypse ? ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Say what is a zombie apocalypse ? ............... Rent the movie "Zombieland". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 sorry I don't rent movies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Rent the movie "Zombieland". That movie is a horrible example. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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