Nailgun Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Don't tell them we have this photo... They might get upset. http://www.lolpix.com/pictures/13/Funny_Pictures_328.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrosurfer1959 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Creepy on so many levels ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverbursted Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Thats just wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreedomStain Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 I think I found the ad- First they did it with the self-tuning robot guitar. Now, Gibson continues to lead the industy in innovation. Introducing the "Girlfriend Guitar", the only guitar that plays like a guitar, but complains that you play it too much after several uses. When you finally get fed up with the *****ing and stop playing it, the guitar begins to cry and say things like "You don't love me like you used to.", "Why dont you touch me anymore?", and "have you been cheating on me?" Yes it is more than just a guitar, it's a self governed guitar with ATTITUDE! It will be jealous of the other guitars in your house, and verbally assault you for a week out of every month. Don't worry the following week is for "make-up playing" where you will re-bond with your now hormonally stable guitar. Coming soon, Girlfriend Guitar Studio in the limited Red-Head edition and the special high-maintainence brunette edition custom. *Arms are removed for your own safety* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 WTF man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrosurfer1959 Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 If it is a girlfriend guitar than you probably have to buy it on credit and the payments last forever and then eventually you need to upgrade the electronics to the wife model and so on. Damn now I guess I need to take up Banjo or something. I wonder if she comes with a GIBSON tramp stamp tat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChanMan Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 The hard part is having to give up half your stuff when you trade it in on a new model....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mototoastie Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 lmao. That is awesome. Just as shocking as when the v's came out 50 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nailgun Posted July 2, 2008 Author Share Posted July 2, 2008 FreedomStain, LOL! Thats to Good. I think you for got,, if you sell it you must pay a fee every month to the new owner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreedomStain Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 No monetary compensation after you break up, remember this is "The Girlfriend Guitar". This is the guitar that you "break-up with" after you see her being played by one of your friends. As for the tramp stamp, I think The Edge is making a "Music Rising" version of the guitar and is putting the Music Rising logo on her lower back. In this special edition her hair will also be made of genuine Louisiana Hooker Hair that is colored Mardi Gras colors... So go and support Music Rising and buy this guitar, only 500 made. Her is the price List- GG Studio- $1,899.99 GG Std.- $ 2,699.99 GG Custom - $ 3,999.99 GG Music Rising - $ 299.99 per. hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mototoastie Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 She's so good looking, I might not touch her- My best friend in the pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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