Therms revenge

[Johnt]

Swines gone and stuck ME up there too!

 

I was blasted and was smoking at the time

 

I am now heavier, don't smoke and am sober

 

One day I will conquer lying!

 

http://www.youtube.com/user/MrThermionik

[onewilyfool]

I was blasted and was smoking at the time

 

I am now heavier, don't smoke and am sober

 

One day I will conquer lying!

 

http://www.youtube.com/user/MrThermionik

 

How do we know you are telling the truth NOW????

[Johnt]

How do we know you are telling the truth NOW????

 

 

Damnantion you got me!

 

Yes it is a very early unplayed film of a young Eric !

 

I always tell the truth these days Wily

 

My second wife knows me too well LOL

[onewilyfool]

One of my college girlfriends asked me once "Do you smoke after sex?" To which I replied, "Don't know, I never looked!!" Glad you are living such a healthy life JT, we like to have you around a few extra years.....I'll drink to that!!!

[albertjohn]

That's probably the best rendition of that all-time classic, this side of the Bank Holiday.

 

Loved it John. Put a smile on my face for ages.

[mooseguy]

Swines gone and stuck ME up there too!

 

I was blasted and was smoking at the time

 

I am now heavier, don't smoke and am sober

 

One day I will conquer lying!

 

http://www.youtube.com/user/MrThermionik

[mooseguy]

For the sake of us Yankees, I wish he had guit inhaling long enough to understand the words and/or had put a running translation under the performance.

 

Moose

[albertjohn]

For the sake of us Yankees, I wish he had guit inhaling long enough to understand the words and/or had put a running translation under the performance.

 

Moose

 

"Hey Buddy! Pitch me your Zippo. My cig'rette needs a'firin' up some"

 

Does this help?

[mooseguy]

"Hey Buddy! Pitch me your Zippo. My cig'rette needs a'firin' up some"

 

Does this help?

 

Sir Albert:

 

Many thanks for your appreciated translation. Is there not a hacking chorus to this dubious ditty?

 

Moose

[albertjohn]

Sir Albert:

 

Many thanks for your appreciated translation. Is there not a hacking chorus to this dubious ditty?

 

Moose

I had a girl, really nice girl, down in Wroxham Way,

She were wholly nice to me back in the old school days,

She would smile all the while, but Daddy didn't know all,

What she used to say to me behind the garden wall.

"Have you got a light boy? Have you got a light?"

 

Then one day, she went away, I don't see her no more,

Till by chance I see her down along the Mundesley shore,

She was there, twice as fair. Would she now be true?

So when she sees me passing by, she say, "I'm glad that's you!

Have you got a light boy, have you got a light?"

 

Molly Windley, she smokes like a chimley,

But she's my little nicotine girl.

 

Now you'll see, her and me, never more to part,

We would wander hand in hand together in the dark,

The one night I held her tight, in the old back yard,

But when I tried to hold her close,

She say, "Now hold you hard!"

Have you got a light boy, have you got a light?"

 

Molly Windley, she smokes like a chimley,

But she's my little nicotine girl.

 

By and by, we decide, on the wedding day,

So we toddles off to church to hear the preacher say,

"Do you now take this vow, to honour all the time?"

Before I had the chance to stop her, she begins to pine.

"Have you got a light boy, have you got a light?"

 

Molly Windley, she smokes like a chimley,

But she's my little nicotine girl.

 

Now the doctor tells me a daddy I will be,

So when I ask him, "What's the score?"

He say there's only three,

So here I go, cheerio, to see how she do fare,

I know what she will say to me as soon as I get there

 

"Have you got a light ..... boy."

 

They don't write'em like this no more boy.

 

I'm really not at all sure which verse(s) John was singing. Could it have been the video fading over time? The vintage claret or the chuckle inducing special cigs he had smoked? Who can tell.

 

All I know is that if Therm's got some more of this material. I wanna see it.

[jefleppard]

nice. i love the way you smoke and sing the keith richards' way - the cig seems to float about a half inch from your mouth but never falls out.

[onewilyfool]

"They don't write'em like this no more boy."

 

 

Oh YES they DO!!!

 

I saw her snatch,

her suitcase from the window........

 

I held her but,

a moment in the rain........

 

I grabbed her as,

we departed.......

 

To see her brother, Jack off,

on the train......

[Johnt]

Sir Albert:

 

Many thanks for your appreciated translation. Is there not a hacking chorus to this dubious ditty?

 

Moose

 

Dubious Ditty me old caribou?

 

Classic English folk song.

 

Covered by the Great Masked one on his long playing disc called " Esteban ruins English folk music ( well he's ba**sed up everything else)"

 

As I said I was blasted!

 

Ho Hum

[Johnt]

"They don't write'em like this no more boy."

 

 

Oh YES they DO!!!

 

I saw her snatch,

her suitcase from the window........

 

I held her but,

a moment in the rain........

 

I grabbed her as,

we departed.......

 

To see her brother, Jack off,

on the train......

 

 

Smuttiness is doubtless in the eye of the beholder Wily?

[onewilyfool]

Smuttiness is doubtless in the eye of the beholder Wily?

 

 

OH JOHN T!!!!!?????? I see how YOU took it!!!!!

[Johnt]

OH JOHN T!!!!!?????? I see how YOU took it!!!!!

'Bout the same way she did by all accounts