kaleb Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 We need more wankers? :unsure: It's already so bad you can't have an educated conversation about real guitar stuff. Like guitar urinals. Well I could play some Keef riffs on one! Rolling Kidney Stones! I actually got that joke from a MAD magazine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted April 8, 2012 Author Share Posted April 8, 2012 Well I could play some Keef riffs on one! Rolling Kidney Stones! I actually got that joke from a MAD magazine! It'll give an entirely new meaning to "shred face". Hmm...I s'pose you'll have to remember to shake after a solo, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaleb Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 It'll give an entirely new meaning to "shred face". Hmm...I s'pose you'll have to remember to shake after a solo, too. More like the classic Gary Moore (RIP!) face.... Yeah. You can't use the wang bar too much either or else it'll go out of tune......Unless you have a HARDtail.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzoboy Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 I wrote the first song especially for the Guitar Urinal "I Only Wanna Pee With You",with the flip side "Sealed With A Piss." Now if you'll excuse I have to go write a song for the tuba toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 At least it's a Fender. My BIL installed a basketball themed bathroom for his 5 boys. There was a basketball court painted on the floor with the toilet being the 'goal'. You guessed it... the boys were there after shootin' for 3 pointers. As expected, their scoring percentage suffered but they made up for it in points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaysEpiphone Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Oh well yeah, but is the vintage really that much more expensive than the reissued relic? And will it have that freshly flushed smell? Or is going to smell like the mens room in a dive bar? :-& Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted April 9, 2012 Author Share Posted April 9, 2012 Oh well yeah, but is the vintage really that much more expensive than the reissued relic? And will it have that freshly flushed smell? Or is going to smell like the mens room in a dive bar? :-& ...and are the urinal cakes pre-CBS? :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 ...and are the urinal cakes pre-CBS? :blink: You'll have to look at the date stamps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted April 10, 2012 Author Share Posted April 10, 2012 At least it's a Fender. My BIL installed a basketball themed bathroom for his 5 boys. There was a basketball court painted on the floor with the toilet being the 'goal'. You guessed it... the boys were there after shootin' for 3 pointers. As expected, their scoring percentage suffered but they made up for it in points. LOL! I knew it before I read it! Reminds me of the contests we used to have in the boy's room at Litchfield Park Elementary. It's kinda reassuring to know nothing's changed in a half century. Boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 LOL! I knew it before I read it! Reminds me of the contests we used to have in the boy's room at Litchfield Park Elementary. It's kinda reassuring to know nothing's changed in a half century. Boys! Back in my daddy's day it was a peein' post out behind the outhouse at the one room school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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