Joke for the day (The Nunn)

[kidblast]

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'

 

She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and

hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

 

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you

have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.' The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

 

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?' 'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married

and I'm Jewish.'

 

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Steve and I'm on my way to a Halloween party.'

 

[Searcy]

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'

 

She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and

hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

 

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you

have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.' The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

 

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?' 'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married

and I'm Jewish.'

 

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Steve and I'm on my way to a Halloween party.'

 

 

 

 

Beckham gets into a cab and he sees the driver looking at him in the rear-view mirror. After about five minutes the driver says: ''OK give me a clue.''

 

''I had a glittering career at Manchester United, played in America and got over 100 caps for England, is that enough?''

 

'No, you d!ck, where do you want to go?''

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[Izzy]

The Beckham one was good Searcy....I've heard variations of the Nun joke all my Catholic life xD