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I walked into the Texaco E-Z Mart to get a drink . . . When I walked up I noticed these 2 police officers watching some dude who was smoking while pumping gas. I saw him & thought, "This guy didn't have any common sense & was he stupid?!!" With the cops right there too?!


But anyway, I went in and got my drink. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming. I looked outside and the dude's arm was on fire! He was swinging his arm and running around going crazy! I ran outside and the cops had put him on the ground and were putting the fire out with their water bottles.


Then they put handcuffs on him and threw him in the police SUV . . . I was thinking "He shouldn't have been smoking near the pump while getting gas, but was that a crime?" But being the nosy person that I am, I asked the cops what they were arresting him for. The cop looked me dead in my eyes and said . . . "BRANDISHING A FIREARM!"

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Three ladies are chipping up to the

fourth hole at River Hill Golf Club, when a naked man

wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees

and runs across the green.



The three ladies stand in awe.



The first lady says, 'He is definitely not my





The second lady, gazes and says, 'He is not mine





After a very considered inspection,

the third lady finally says, 'He's not even a member

of this golf club!’.

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