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Okay' date=' she can't jump through the fire hoop, but she can set that hoop on fire.

She ate the last three mailmen that had my route. Mail women are okay. I think my dog's a lesbian.

She doesn't eat women's shoes, but will eat men's boxers.


I just put her in a box and dropped her in the mail.


Get rid of the illicit paraphernalia![/quote']


We've got a Pomeranian that likes to sleep on my panties. You can have him too if you'd like.

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