TommyK Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Here's a dirty joke: You wanna hear a dirty joke? Guy fell in a mud puddle. You wanna hear another one? He fell in again. (You guys are so easy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 John Kerry walks into a bar. bartender says, "Why the long face?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 My newlywed sister-in--- uh... let me rephrase that. My wife's newly wed (again) Arkansas sister got married. She looked at the bathroom, shook her head and said, "This will never do." New husband goes to the barn grabs a chain, fires up the bucket tractor, Then moved the bathroom closer to the house. Actually, this isn't a joke. This actually happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 My wife's brother took pictures at aforementioned sister's weddin' and reception. After he took the last picture, he tossed the 'disposable camera' into the garbage can. "I think I got slickered." (This one is did not actually happen) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 After the wedding reception, the waitress passed out the meal tickets.... yes we went 'Dutch'. Only in Arkansas. Oh yes... they're still making payments for the use of the church.... Maybe they shoulda passed the collection plate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 No, but I know some tall ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Did you hear about the blind prostitute? You've really got to hand it to her......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom_JEM Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend Homeless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twelvebar Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Did you hear about the successful bass player? His girlfriend has 2 jobs! Little johnny runs in, all excited to tell his mother "When I grow up I'm going to be a guitar player!!!" His mother replied: "C'mon johnny, you know you can't do both!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 How do you identify the professional drummer at a party? He's the one with the Pizza Delivery hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witmer Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef. You can't pee soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky4 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He smashed his his nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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