Why did Johnt never tell us how much money he won in Vegas???

[Johnt]

A Magnum XL for me please' date=' ice cream vendor.

 

Yours

 

Deluded of Essex.[/quote']

 

 

AJ How strange that we both have chosen to use self portraits in our avatars

[onewilyfool]

Johnt, is it my imagination, OR are your posts becoming more abstract, cryptic, and mysterious than even before you went to Vegas????

[Johnt]

Johnt' date=' is it my imagination, OR are your posts becoming more abstract, cryptic, and mysterious than even before you went to Vegas????[/quote']

 

 

Just a small town boy in that big city, what's a boy to do?

 

The bellhop at the Bellagio confiscated my Estebhan greatest hits " Play in a day" CD and told me that I was NOT to sit busking on the back of that silver and gold horse in the lobby.

 

I found a fridge in the room full of booze and moved a bottle ( to find out the price) and my online bill went up $100 and I never opened the SOB!

 

I walked the streets and there were gents and ladies flicking cards at me, I'd thought the correct thing to do was to play cards at the tables.

 

I decided to hire a car and (being on a retro theme at present) I wanted a Ford Escort....Looked it up in yellow page s and read several interesting articles about "bored housewives" , "spent secretaries" " Stern teachers" and

"Moose maids" ( ?????)

 

all of whom were available by the hour.......

NBG I wanted a days hire as we wanted to go to somewhere called the Dyson Dam!

 

My feet were sore so I asked where the nearest "Walking store" was to buy some boots, by the time I'd walked there my blisters were everywhere!

 

Just a small town boy can you blame me for becoming more abstract and cryptic?

 

Mysterious?

 

Well only the yellow fanged priestess at the portals of Ed Romans could tell you that

 

and show you this...

 

http://www.edroman.com/guitars/abstract/BMF.htm

 

There were times when I was so lonesome I took some comfort there!

[mooseguy]

Sir Johnt:

 

You apparently had such a bang up time in Vegas that I can only offer you my condolences and

the solace of the Lone Rangers dying confession to Tonto 'I AM REALLY THE ILLEGITIMATE SON OF

BUFFALO BILL"

 

Now doesn't this really make you feel a little better? (which I hope it does)

 

 

Moose

[onewilyfool]

Sir Johnt:

 

You apparently had such a bang up time in Vegas that I can only offer you my condolences and

the solace of the Lone Rangers dying confession to Tonto 'I AM REALLY THE ILLEGITIMATE SON OF

BUFFALO BILL"

 

Now doesn't this really make you feel a little better? (which I hope it does)

 

 

Moose

 

 

Moose, are you sure the quote wasn't: "I AM REALLY THE ILLEGITIMATE SON OF A

BUFFALO, AND BILL"???? You know it got lonely on the plains.....

[mooseguy]

Hi Wiley Person:

 

You have hit a nerve-how about this for true heartening tale of the old west

 

A cowpoke rides into town after months on a tiring cattle drive

He sees a banner hanging across the main street which proclaims-BIG DANCE TONIGHT

The cowboy walks into the only bar-dance hall and asks the bartender where he can find

a girl to bring to the dance.

The bartender informs the cowboy that there isn't a woman within a hundred miles of the town

so all men in town will bring their favorite pet as their partners.

The cowboy leaves the bar very discouraged at this news but spots a very cute small pig

in a puddle in the middle of the street and ,as he passes, the pig gives him a big wink.

Eureeka, I have found my dance date for the evening thinks the cowboy, takes the pig,

go gives it a bath and buys a big satin bow for around its neck.

That night the cowboy walks in to the bar/dance hall with the cute pig under his arm,

the music come to a screeching halt, men are diving under tables and pandemonium reigns.

The cowboy walks up to the bar and asks the bartender "what in tarnation is going on"?

The bartender replys "Don't you know who you're with"? "No" says the cowboy.

Whereupon the bartender in forms him "You are with the sheriff's girlfriend".

 

Moose

[Johnt]

Hi Wiley Person:

 

You have hit a nerve-how about this for true heartening tale of the old west

 

A cowpoke rides into town after months on a tiring cattle drive

He sees a banner hanging across the main street which proclaims-BIG DANCE TONIGHT

The cowboy walks into the only bar-dance hall and asks the bartender where he can find

a girl to bring to the dance.

The bartender informs the cowboy that there isn't a woman within a hundred miles of the town

so all men in town will bring their favorite pet as their partners.

The cowboy leaves the bar very discouraged at this news but spots a very cute small pig

in a puddle in the middle of the street and ' date='as he passes, the pig gives him a big wink.

Eureeka, I have found my dance date for the evening thinks the cowboy, takes the pig,

go gives it a bath and buys a big satin bow for around its neck.

That night the cowboy walks in to the bar/dance hall with the cute pig under his arm,

the music come to a screeching halt, men are diving under tables and pandemonium reigns.

The cowboy walks up to the bar and asks the bartender "what in tarnation is going on"?

The bartender replys "Don't you know who you're with"? "No" says the cowboy.

Whereupon the bartender in forms him "You are with the sheriff's girlfriend".

 

Moose[/quote']

 

And who shot the sheriff?

 

IT'S THE MOOSE AND WILY SHOW!!!!

 

Now lets let this thread die please

 

I am NEVER going toanswer Wily's question ( am I Fifi??)

 

Lets talk about the birds and the bees

 

the flowers and the trees

 

 

 

 

 

 

and Bob Zorbinski bridge pins (<<<<<<-------------------- The latest and greatest from Switzerland ( where did he find that Dodo's beak???;)

[albertjohn]

Perhaps the plane back from Vegas may have flown a little too close to the volcanic ash cloud?

[mooseguy]

Hi AJ

 

How about that fat bill from the hotel he found waiting home for all the nice stuff

of their's he donated to the PPPAOAGT.

 

Moose