onewilyfool Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Just so we can share vicariously in your vacation.............lol..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseguy Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 SIR JOHNT YOU ARE CRAZY IF YOU DO-ONLY LOAN REQUESTS WILL FOLLOW-INCLUDING MINE MOOSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Maybe dodging the taxman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewilyfool Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 Maybe dodging the taxman? Dodging the tax man in England is a BIG deal......someone has to pay for that socialized medicine..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Dodging the tax man in England is a BIG deal......someone has to pay for that socialized medicine..... Don't forget about the Muslim thugs who need TLC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigKahune Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 So you guys are thinkin' he made a killing. Maybe is was the other way around - he went home wearing a barrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewilyfool Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 I wonder if barrel wood would make a good back and sides of a guitar....hmmmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCarlos Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Pretty sure I saw him at the corner of Charleston and Nellis streets holding a sign "Brit needs airfare can you spare a squid". I think he meant quid but was inebriated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Pretty sure I saw him at the corner of Charleston and Nellis streets holding a sign "Brit needs airfare can you spare a squid". I think he meant quid but was inebriated. Maybe he wanted a seaman to take with him!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnt Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Wily, You never asked! Loadsa money........... nearly enough for the taxi fare back to McCarran! Have used most of it to fund our General Election ( probably enough said) The rest, bless you Moose, has been tithed to the PPAOPPG with of course a sizeable donation to fund the next batch of tutorial DVD ( Blue ray version but same old sh*t) from He whose name cannot be spoken ( AKA The Great masked one) Oh yes of course there's the airfare ( cattle class) to Robs backyard thrash and lastly there's the aquistion of a J250 with a fetching bright blue back and goldtop ( got there before you Buc!!) with of course custom made bridge pins fashioned from cocktail stirrers nicked from Caesars Palace! In short what happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas AS I said to my wives! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Wily' date=' You never asked! Loadsa money........... nearly enough for the taxi fare back to McCarran! Have used most of it to fund our General Election ( probably enough said) The rest, bless you Moose, has been tithed to the PPAOPPG with of course a sizeable donation to fund the next batch of tutorial DVD ( Blue ray version but same old sh*t) from He whose name cannot be spoken ( AKA The Great masked one) Oh yes of course there's the airfare ( cattle class) to Robs backyard thrash and lastly there's the aquistion of a J250 with a fetching bright blue back and goldtop ( got there before you Buc!!) with of course custom made bridge pins fashioned from cocktail stirrers nicked from Caesars Palace! In short what happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas AS I said to my wives![/quote'] HAHAHAHA.... sounds like a good time was had by all!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewilyfool Posted May 13, 2010 Author Share Posted May 13, 2010 In short what happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas AS I said to my wives! John, I don't know about you, but I've been sleeping with the same woman ever since I got married.....(PLEASE don't tell my wife!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseguy Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Sir Johnt: On behalf of the PISS POOR PICKING ACADEMY OF ADVANCE GUITAR TECHNIQUES MYSELF AND aka THE GREAT MASKED ONE, , ONE AND ALL, WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR MUNIFICENT DONATION RESULTING FROM YOUR ALL TOO SHORT SOJOURN TO OUR BEAUTIFUL LAS VEGAS. THE MONOGRAMMED HOTEL TOWELS & BATHROBES HAVE ALREADY BEEN DISTRIBUTED TO THE ACADEMY'S MOST DESERVING STUDENTS IE. THOSE THAT HAVE THE BEST SOBRIETY RECORD WHILE ATTENDING OUR MOST POPULAR COURSE SEX,YOU AND TEQUILA 101. ADDITIONALLY,THE BEDE , HOTEL COFFEE MAKER, BATHROOM DIRECTIONAL READING LIGHT AND HAIR DRYER, ALL PART OF YOUR GRACIOUS DONATION,HAVE BEEN PROUDLY INSTALLED IN THE ACADEMY'S GUEST LADIES REST ROOM WITH AN ENGRAVED PLAQUE DENOTING YOUR GENEROSITY. WE HERE AT THE ACADEMY ANXIOUSLY AWAIT YOUR NEXT TRIP TO LAS VEGAS SO THAT YOUR FURTHER DONATIONS MAY HELP COMPLETE THE FURNISHING OF OUR GUEST MEN'S ROOM. WITH GRATEFUL APPRECIATION, MOOSE MUI, PHD p.s. PROFESSOR EMERITUS VERICOS VEINUS SENDS GREETINGS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewilyfool Posted May 13, 2010 Author Share Posted May 13, 2010 Well, I guess some things that happen in Vegas, don't stay in Vegas.....Johnt, how did you get all that stuff in your luggage??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseguy Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Hi Wiley Person The bede was the real problem-it came to us marked BIRD BATH. Nothing like carry on by your wife for IT and the remainder. MOOSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albertjohn Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 WE HERE AT THE ACADEMY ANXIOUSLY AWAIT YOUR NEXT TRIP TO LAS VEGAS SO THAT YOUR FURTHER DONATIONS MAY HELP COMPLETE THE FURNISHING OF OUR GUEST MEN'S ROOM. WITH GRATEFUL APPRECIATION' date=' MOOSE MUI, PHD p.s. PROFESSOR EMERITUS VERICOS VEINUS SENDS GREETINGS [/quote'] I probably shouldn't tell you this but the trouser press and condom machine are now on ebay. The Men's guest room upgrade might have to wait a little longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 If YOU went to 'Vegas and won a lot of money.. would you tell US? :- I think not. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseguy Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Sir Albertjohn Your sad tidings just ruined my otherwise perfect day The condom machine in particular would have been a welcome addition for demonstration purposes in the Academy's SEX-You & Tequila 101 course Moose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewilyfool Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 Does that Condom Machine, dispense Magnum X-tra Large?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albertjohn Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Does that Condom Machine' date=' dispense Magnum X-tra Large??????[/quote'] Normally, yes. In this case, if selected the display reads, "HAHAHAHAHA! ARE YOU SURE SIR?" Magnum is an ice cream in this country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewilyfool Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 Normally' date=' yes. In this case, if selected the display reads, "HAHAHAHAHA! ARE YOU SURE SIR?" Magnum is an ice cream in this country.[/quote'] Well, is it a hard Ice Cream or a soft Ice Cream???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnt Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Well' date=' is it a hard Ice Cream or a soft Ice Cream????[/quote'] D'ya Know I am sure I have heard that expression before Yeah Room 1936 ........Bellagio........ Las Vegas 6th March! Moose the ice cream maker is on it's way,,,,,,, prepare ye!!! Only one careful owner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albertjohn Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 A Magnum XL for me please, ice cream vendor. Yours Deluded of Essex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseguy Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Sir Johnt Old memories never die, the last time I was in Vegas there must have been a rental car couple staying in the adjoining suite. All I heard all night was "IT"S A HURTZ!" Moose Now for whatever reason that ice cream machine you mentioned comes to mind, the last time the Academy installed hot air hand dyers in the student washrooms, some idiot complained of a melted wristwatch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewilyfool Posted May 16, 2010 Author Share Posted May 16, 2010 Last time I stayed in Vegas, it was "up and down, in and out" ALL NIGHT!!!! That is the LAST time I EVER get a room next to an elevator!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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