ksdaddy Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 I think I'm going to start buying products off tv. Doesn't matter what, just anything. Extendable shoehorns, fancy mops, closet organizers....all of it. When they don't have the product being sold, they are in black and white. Once they buy the product they are in a vivid color world with better lighting and neater surroundings. They may even smell better, who knows. Before they buy the product they scowl and shake their head a lot. Sometimes a big red 'X' appears out of nowhere, covering a less than stellar product currently in their possession. I'm afraid to touch some products in my house, lest a big red X cover it while I'm scowling in black and white. Afterwards all is sunny and bright and they're perky and smiley with no red X's. I want color in my life. Where's my Mastercard.... Except I can't find "One-Ay-Tundred" on my phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badbluesplayer Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 I'm definitely going for one of those extendable shoe horns that I saw on TV yesterday. I don't know how I ever got along without it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pippy Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Billy Connoly always fascinated me with his description of one of life's essentials; a Bowler-Hat with Sleeves! How could any self-respecting City Gent be without one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichCI Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Just don't be drunk when ordering stuff off of TV; that's how I ended up buying a DVD box set containing every episode of Space: 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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