NeoConMan Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Yo Conman was your daddy always around so you wouldn't get your *** kicked for being a ***-hole No. And it STILL didn't happen... :-) He was overseas in the military until I was 11' date=' by that time he made it clear I was on my own concerning conflict resolution. Explained the concept of [b']Battleship Mouth/Rowboat ***[/b] to me very clearly.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cudamax2343 Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 BATTLESHIP MOUTH---- ROWBOAT- *** HA HA HA, EXPLAIN THAT ONE TO ME, WIIL-YA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 "Don't let your big, bad Battleship Mouth overload your itty-bitty Rowboat ***." In other words, don't let your mouth write a check that your *** can't cash. Don't bite off more than you can chew. Don't start something you can't finish OR Never start a fight, but ALWAYS finish one You know, the old man wisdom we all used to get before we became a pussified politically correct nation. Never came to it, but my Dad told me if I ever came home after getting my *** kicked, he would want to know why... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cudamax2343 Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Good one, I forgot all those. Man I'm getting old, It's been a long time since I heard that ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrosurfer1959 Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Ain't that the truth one of my old mans favorites was "don't ever let me catch you crying if I do I'll give you a reason to cry. hell in todays world they probably would charge him". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Yeah, my old man is a gold mine of those little nuggets of wisdom. One he forgot to tell me; "The bigger they are, the harder they hit." Learned THAT one the hard way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cudamax2343 Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 My old man just made sure his smartass son always had two uncle leo's around him at all times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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