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Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot it.

 

They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him."

 

After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?" The guy in the front said, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."

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=onewilyfool]By the way......what is the nut width on that Excellente?????

 

 

ONE WILEY

 

Sorry for the delay on answering your Exellente nut width question.

 

Being like a skinny woman--flat busted- I had to get my favorite pawn shop to release the Excellente for your nut measurement. The best I can read it to be is 1- 5/8ths. The 63-64's were the wider neck ones-by how much I would guess 1-7/8ths.

 

Have a great Thanksgiving

 

Regards,

 

Moose

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