Johnt Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I have this very day negotiated on Mooses behalf with THE PISS POOR PICKIN ACADEMY OF ADVANCE GUITAR for the release of photographic evidence of Moose's latest venture. The Academy were somewhat loathe to allow pre-publication pics of this gorgeous lady as they were deep in negotation with Hello magazine. Any way feast you eyes on the best and most tasteful piece of "guitar porn" you,e ever seen. Stress I am doing this for Moose so please ensure you drool over HIM! Here we go number 1, "The tantilising rear" Still standing? Here's number 2 "The body profile" You want more? Ok Number 3 "the back of her ead" OK here's numero quattore (<whatever) " The face" And lastly, for now, "the money shot", number 5 "The Full Frontal" Oh YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Did you ever see anything so sweet? I have had a little time alone with these pics and have appreciated this baby's full glory, do thou likewise! Guitar porn?? I should coco! Well done Moose! Finally this has rock all to do with the guitar but here's a pic of a Happy Moose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefleppard Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 god, it looks brand new. can't wait for the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maninblack Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 How much do you want for it? Kidding...Major congrats. She is just stunning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Player Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Wow!!! That is the first of those I have ever seen....... Thanks Moose and JT!!! Now I have something new to GAS over!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnt Posted August 19, 2008 Author Share Posted August 19, 2008 god' date=' it looks brand new. can't wait for the story. [/quote'] That one's over to Mooseguy cunk. He'd have to shoot me if he told me! And he probably would LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diogo Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 i remember seeing Moose posts on the old Epiphone forum...glad the search is over, that thing looks absolutely incredible. i saw a 60s one recently actually, total frankenstein though, with tone and volume controls, and a pickup, vibe sort of like a J160E...very odd indeed. this one looks flawless though, congratulations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnt Posted August 19, 2008 Author Share Posted August 19, 2008 i remember seeing Moose posts on the old Epiphone forum...glad the search is over' date=' that thing looks absolutely incredible. i saw a 60s one recently actually, total frankenstein though, with tone and volume controls, and a pickup, vibe sort of like a J160E...very odd indeed. this one looks flawless though, congratulations![/quote'] Yeah he's been looking a long time, from waht I see of the new guitar is flawless, and I am sure that Moose thinks that the wait has been worthwhile. We saw the frankenstein on Ebay and I think Moose saw it before it went there. What a shame someone did that to any old guitar especially one of this pedigree! That guitar failed to make a £2K reserve as I remember. As you will have gathered there is a story here which Moose will tell when he finishes drooling over his new baby! If I knew the story I wouldn't tell it, it's his pilgramage and like Chaucer he will relate his tale in his own way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseguy Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 THANK YOU ONE AND ALL FOR YOUR MOST APPRECIATED GOOD WISHES AND NICE COMMENTS REGARDING MY EXCELLENTE. i PARTICULARLY WISH TO THANK JOHNT FOR HIS MOST TASTEFUL AND TANTALIZING PRESENTATION-BEFORE I GOT TO THE FULL FRONTAL VIEW MY VIAGRA RAN OUT. NOW TO SET A SEETHING RUMOR TO REST A) NO, ESTABAN POSITIVELY DID NOT GRACIOUSLY PRESENT ME WITH THIS INSTRUMENT IN RECOGNITION FOR THE REAMS OF ADULATION AND UNPURCHASEABLE PUBLICITY WHICH MY SEARCH HAS GENERATED FOR THE GREAT MASKED ONE OVER THE YEARS. ALAS NEITHER DID GIBSON OR EPIPHONE C) HOWEVER, ANY OF THE THREE FOREGOING POSSIBLE BENEFACTORS WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE. NOW THE TRAGIC STORY BEHIND THE STORY OF HOW THIS GEM WAS FOUND AND ACQUIRED: 1) AS HE LAY DYING, A LITTLE OLD LADY FOUND AN OLD LOVE LETTER TO HER HUSBAND FROM SOME UNKNOWN BABE INSIDE HIS CHERISHED EXCELLENTE THAT WAS EXPRESSLY EXPECTED BY HIM TO BE KEPT IN THE FAMILY AS A MOMENTO OF HIS LIFE LONG FIDELITY AND LOVE FOR HIS WIFE. WITHOUT HESITATION, SHE MADE THAT SELL CALL TO ME AND JACKED UP THE VOLUME ON HIS HEARING AID SO HE WOULDN'T MISS A WORD OF THE INTENDED SALE BEFORE HIS PASSING. BEST REGARDS TO ALL MOOSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefleppard Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 he stole it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLiveSoundGuy Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 The hair on my arms is standing up because that is one incredible fantastic story, or you're about to be hit by lightning. Either way, me thinks I'll back up a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWilson Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I can't stop weeping!! I may not go out and drown my sorrows, but I will take them out for a swim!! What a heartwrenching tale of love and deception ending hapily for mooseguy, not so much for dead guy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rscott4079 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Interesting coincidence - our local music store just recently had a break in and the only thing missing is an vintage Epiphone Excellente. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefleppard Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 MOOSE RULZ! too funny!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthonyc007 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 All I can say is "Wow". She's a beaut. Love the awkward headstock, gaudy pickgurard, layered neck woods, ... a real work of art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseguy Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 LIVE SOUND GUY: SHOULD YOUR RAISED ARM HAIR PROBLEM PERSIST, MAY I OFFER THE FOLLOWING POSSIBLE SOLUTION TO THIS SITUATION-YOU SHOULD EARNESTLY SEEK THE ADVISE OF A PORCUPINE BREEDER WHO COULD SHOW YOU HOW TO HOLD A LOVED ONE IN A MOMENT OF ECSTASY SO AS NOT TO UNDULY SCRATCH THE HELL OUT OF HER. T WILSON-WE GO BACK MANY MOONS KEEMO SABIE - INDIAN TALK FOR WHERE SHOULD I SEND THE KLEENEX? RSCOTT 4079- DO TELL - NO WONDER MY BILL HAS "ADDRESS UNKNOWN" AS MY DEALER'S LOCATION. CUNKHEAD - I'LLE GET TO YOU LATER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefleppard Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 a guy wearing a cape just left a dvd in my mailbox. it was exactly midnight, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnt Posted August 20, 2008 Author Share Posted August 20, 2008 Interesting coincidence - our local music store just recently had a break in and the only thing missing is an vintage Epiphone Excellente. 100% brilliant RSCott! It was funny and then I saw the brick hilarious. You are also VERY close to the truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnt Posted August 20, 2008 Author Share Posted August 20, 2008 a guy wearing a cape just left a dvd in my mailbox. it was exactly midnight' date=' too.[/quote'] Oh Come on Jeff not another copy of "Oregon cheer leaders meet British Bishops IX"? What are you doing with them, that's the fourth copy in as many weeks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLiveSoundGuy Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 a guy wearing a cape just left a dvd in my mailbox. it was exactly midnight' date=' too.[/quote'] Tell that SOB next time he goes flying around at night, her can throw that Dove up in my yard. I've been trying to get that guitar back for the last 32 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseguy Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 RSCOTT 4079 I DID NOT SEE THE INSCRIPTION ON THE BRICK TILL JOHNT MADE MENTION. REALLY ORIGINAL AND VERY FUNNY. HOW MUCH DID THEY CHARGE YOU FOR THE BROKEN GLASS TO STAGE THE SCENE? THIS PHOTO SHALL BE PROUDLY HUNG NEXT TO THAT OF THE PORTRAIT GRACING MY OTHER MAIN POSTING. REGARDS, MOOSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Ok, Moose...Unless I missed it somewhere, I'm still waiting on the full (true) story of your acquisition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefleppard Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Ok' date=' Moose...Unless I missed it somewhere, I'm still waiting on the full (true) story of your acquisition. [/quote'] yes. we are all waiting (not so) patiently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mooseguy Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 TO HONOR SIR JOHNT FOR THE MANY MANY KIND SERVICES SO APTLY RENDERED BY YOU TO BOTH MYSELF AND THE PPP ACADEMY, MAY WE EXPRESS OUR APPRECIATION BY SENDING YOU THIS DEER BUTT DOOR BELL. THIS SOPHISTICATED ACCRUEMENT FOR YOUR STATELY MANSE LOCATED AT JAM ON THE CRUMPET, KENT, UK WILL CERTAINLY ENHANCE THE HOMEY ATMOSPHERE WHICH I AM CERTAIN ALREADY ABOUNDS THERE. CORDIALLY, MOOSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 That actually made me laugh. NOW TELL THE STORY OR I'M GOING MOOSE HUNTING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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