gearbasher Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 yes. we are all waiting (not so) patiently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWilson Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Apparently the servants entrance, it's in the rear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseguy Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 TWILSON. YOUR REMARK -PRICELESS MOOSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnt Posted August 20, 2008 Author Share Posted August 20, 2008 TO HONOR SIR JOHNT FOR THE MANY MANY KIND SERVICES SO APTLY RENDERED BY YOU TO BOTH MYSELF AND THE PPP ACADEMY' date=' MAY WE EXPRESS OUR APPRECIATION BY SENDING YOU THIS DEER BUTT DOOR BELL. THIS SOPHISTICATED ACCRUEMENT FOR YOUR STATELY MANSE LOCATED AT JAM ON THE CRUMPET, KENT, UK WILL CERTAINLY ENHANCE THE HOMEY ATMOSPHERE WHICH I AM CERTAIN ALREADY ABOUNDS THERE. CORDIALLY, MOOSE [/quote'] HEHEHEHE! On behalf of my lady, my dogs and the goldfish we thank you for this honour. (With a U!!!) Seldom have I been so touched ( one more time like that and I am telling the cops!) You have waited a while until you posted that one!! Did the world have to be ready for it? IS the world ready for it? PS There used ,allegedly be an old music hall act called Ivor Ramsbottom, With respect to the great Ivor and to my buddy Moose I will be changing my stage name prioir to next years open mic I think Johnnie Deerbum would look very good on the cover of my next Long Playing Record! I dread to think how I might emulate the bell push! LOL John J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnt Posted August 20, 2008 Author Share Posted August 20, 2008 Ok' date=' Moose...Unless I missed it somewhere, I'm still waiting on the full (true) story of your acquisition. [/quote'] GB He's gonna make you wait for that one I fear. BTW How many medals did GB cyclists win? Sure as hell shocked me! Take care John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 GB He's gonna make you wait for that one I fear. BTW How many medals did GB cyclists win? Sure as hell shocked me! Take care John For GB's cyclists: 8 Gold' date=' 4 Silver, 2 Bronze. Good Show. If Moose makes us wait too long: [img']http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h67/MrNewEngland/moose.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnt Posted August 20, 2008 Author Share Posted August 20, 2008 For GB's cyclists: 8 Gold' date=' 4 Silver, 2 Bronze. Good Show. If Moose makes us wait too long: [img']http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h67/MrNewEngland/moose.jpg[/img] Great comment and Pic mate! Insomonia over here just been wakened by Irish Wolhound that wanted a pee and Jack Russell that wanted to play ball at 03.00 so have been watching some poor guy lose 10000metre swim. That GB BMX girl came a right cropper too but will doubtless go gold today. But as the Aussies say "The Brits only win things when they are sitting down" Buy hey I think they;re winning the B.S. contest and at least we are winning something (just for once) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnt Posted August 20, 2008 Author Share Posted August 20, 2008 The Piss Poor Academy of Advanced Guitar Picking has contacted me and instructed me to issue a statement of correction to the "story" uttered by one Mouseguy in explanation of his uncovering an Epiphone Excellente. The tale fabricated is quoted thus "NOW THE TRAGIC STORY BEHIND THE STORY OF HOW THIS GEM WAS FOUND AND ACQUIRED: 1) AS HE LAY DYING, A LITTLE OLD LADY FOUND AN OLD LOVE LETTER TO HER HUSBAND FROM SOME UNKNOWN BABE INSIDE HIS CHERISHED EXCELLENTE THAT WAS EXPRESSLY EXPECTED BY HIM TO BE KEPT IN THE FAMILY AS A MOMENTO OF HIS LIFE LONG FIDELITY AND LOVE FOR HIS WIFE. WITHOUT HESITATION, SHE MADE THAT SELL CALL TO ME AND JACKED UP THE VOLUME ON HIS HEARING AID SO HE WOULDN'T MISS A WORD OF THE INTENDED SALE BEFORE HIS PASSING." The Academy both regrets and condems this terminological inexactitude which it duly regards as a "load of old tosh" The Academy therefore wishes to publically disassociate itself, it's members and families and its white, overweight, dipso office cat from this statement. The Academy wishes on behalf of it's members and families and its white, overweight, dipso office cat, to issue a stern rebuke to said Mooseguy and the following corrected statement. 1) AS HE LAY DYING, A LITTLE OLD LADY FOUND AN OLD LOVE LETTER TO HER HUSBAND FROM SOME UNKNOWN GAY LOVER INSIDE HIS CHERISHED EXCELLENTE THAT WAS EXPRESSLY EXPECTED BY HIM TO BE KEPT IN THE FAMILY AS A MOMENTO OF HIS LIFE LONG FIDELITY AND LOVE FOR HIS WIFE. WITHOUT HESITATION, SHE MADE THAT SELL CALL TO ME AND JACKED UP THE VOLUME ON HIS HEARING AID SO HE WOULDN'T MISS A WORD OF THE INTENDED SALE BEFORE HIS PASSING." We thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseguy Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 JOHNT: TO CORRECT YOUR GRAVE MISIMPRESSION OF THE DYING EXCELLENTE OWNER FROM WHOSE WIDOW TO BE I ACQUIRED MY GUITAR-- HE WAS NOT GAY, HE JUST WALKED THAT WAY! MOOSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefleppard Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 maybe he seduced loretta! she's only 74! yum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseguy Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 CUNKHEAD YOU ARE FAR TOO YOUNG TO KNOW THAT THE OLDER THE WINE, THE SWEETER THE GRAPE BUT CRYSTAL GALE IS REALLY MORE MY TYPE-I CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT HANNA MONTANA IS PROBABLY YOURS. REGARDS, MOOSE P.S. I HAD A HELL OF A TIME GETTING LORETTA'S NAME OFF MY FRET BOARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefleppard Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 CUNKHEAD YOU ARE FAR TOO YOUNG TO KNOW THAT THE OLDER THE WINE' date=' THE SWEETER THE GRAPE BUT CRYSTAL GALE IS REALLY MORE MY TYPE-I CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT HANNA MONTANA IS PROBABLY YOURS. REGARDS, MOOSE P.S. I HAD A HELL OF A TIME GETTING LORETTA'S NAME OFF MY FRET BOARD[/quote'] LOL!!! but i think hanna's your girl.... send her my love, though!! i'm saving myself for sheryl crow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnt Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 JOHNT: TO CORRECT YOUR GRAVE MISIMPRESSION OF THE DYING EXCELLENTE OWNER FROM WHOSE WIDOW TO BE I ACQUIRED MY GUITAR-- HE WAS NOT GAY' date=' HE JUST WALKED THAT WAY! MOOSE [/quote'] A thousand ( and 1 ) apologies! Was his perambulation difficulty anything wahtsoever to do with TommyK's "corn cob" in another thread?? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Moose with his Excellente: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseguy Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 SIR JOHNT-IF I MAY SO ADDRESS YOUR LORDSHIP PLEASE DIRECT ME TO TOMMYK'S THREAD SO I MAY PERSONALLY ADDRESS YOUR ENUENDO ( VULGAR TO THE EXTREME I AM SURE)AS TO HOW MY EXCELLENTE'S FORMER OWNER PERAMBULATED ABOUT WITH SOME ALLUDED TO IMPEDIMENT TO HIS PERSON. WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO WHEN A GAY DECEIVER CANNOT REST IN PEACE? WHICH REMINDS ME OF WHEN THE LONE RANGER FOUND TONTO LYING THERE IN THE DUST WITH HIS EAR PRESSED TO THE GROUND AND ASKED "WHY ARE YOU STILL LYING THERE LISTENING FOR THE STAGE COACH WHEN IT PASSED HERE AN HOUR AGO/ TO WHICH TONTO REPLIED-"BECAUSE MY NECK IS BROKEN" GEAR BASHER: IF YOU MADE THAT LIKENESS OF ME, I HEREBY NOMINATE YOU AS THE SCULPTER OF THE CENTURY- MICHEAL ANGELO CANNOT COMPARE. MY REGARDS TO YOU BOTH MOOSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 GEAR BASHER: IF YOU MADE THAT LIKENESS OF ME' date=' I HEREBY NOMINATE YOU AS THE SCULPTER OF THE CENTURY- MICHEAL ANGELO CANNOT COMPARE. MY REGARDS TO YOU BOTH MOOSE[/quote'] Sorry, but the work isn't mine. I just discovered the picture while surfing the web. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseguy Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I have this very day negotiated on Mooses behalf with THE PISS POOR PICKIN ACADEMY OF ADVANCE GUITAR for the release of photographic evidence of Moose's latest venture. The Academy were somewhat loathe to allow pre-publication pics of this gorgeous lady as they were deep in negotation with Hello magazine. Any way feast you eyes on the best and most tasteful piece of "guitar porn" you' date='e ever seen. Stress I am doing this for Moose so please ensure you drool over HIM! Here we go number 1, "The tantilising rear" Still standing? Here's number 2 "The body profile" You want more? Ok Number 3 "the back of her ead" OK here's numero quattore (<whatever) " The face" And lastly, for now, "the money shot", number 5 "The Full Frontal" Oh YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Did you ever see anything so sweet? I have had a little time alone with these pics and have appreciated this baby's full glory, do thou likewise! Guitar porn?? I should coco! Well done Moose! Finally this has rock all to do with the guitar but here's a pic of a Happy Moose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnt Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 Why you dug this up Moose? You still happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefleppard Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 amazing. oh and, loretta says "hi". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseguy Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Now that my FAN CLUB has honored me with a revival of this posting, let it be known that THE SEARCH BEGINS ANEW FOR ANOTHER EXCELLENTE any one any where that may see one available please advise-this will be greatly appreciated Moose d.dogs@verizon.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnt Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 Interesting coincidence - our local music store just recently had a break in and the only thing missing is an vintage Epiphone Excellente. JUST A BIG BUMP FOR THIS PIC STILL LOVE IT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnt Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 Now that my FAN CLUB has honored me with a revival of this posting' date='let it be known that THE SEARCH BEGINS ANEW FOR ANOTHER EXCELLENTE any one any where that may see one available please advise-this will be greatly appreciated Moose d.dogs@verizon.net[/quote'] The missive has been recieved and acted upon. The Moosette faculty of THE PISS POOR ACADEMY OF ADVANCE GUITAR PICKING has despatached it's scouts into such places as Epping Forest and Weston Super Mare in search of another Excellente for the Master. Mr Eric (I am the real Estaban) Scrout, a divinity teacher, local preacher and bridge pin dyer to the stars reported that he had a close encounter just yesterday near Horncastle Lincs. He noticed a new guitar emporium and went in thinking that an Excellente was bound to be contained within it's walls only to be greeted by a man holding several guiatrs and Thermionic valves who shouted (In best Arthur Brown Tradition) "OUT DEMONS OUT THIS STOCK IS MINE ALL MINE I AM THAT LOTTERY WINNER." The man then pushed passed the astonished Mr Scrout and drove off in a 2008 Range Rover Vogue registration plate N 1KED Local police and carp fishermen welcome assistance from the general public to identify this man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermionik Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 . . It's all just a coincidence, an unfortunate chain of events with no significance to the case..... . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefleppard Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 bridge pin dyer to the stars! reality tv, here we come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewilyfool Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 By the way......what is the nut width on that Excellente????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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