gearbasher Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 We, at Gibson, are proud to announce the release of the Super-Ultra-Limited Edition Truly NOS TV 1938 Advanced Jumbo. Through many years of research and development, Gibson has finally perfected the time machine. Utilizing this highly prized instrument, we will transport Ren Ferguson back to 1938 where he will painstakingly craft 38 of these sought-after instruments, using only the tools and materials available at that time. He will then place them in a hermetically sealed chamber to await his return to the present. They will then be unveiled and distributed to a select number of Gibson dealers where they will be available for a MSRP of $1,938,000.00 . Due to the fact that we can now control time, these instruments will become available yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderful remark Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 I will buy one.. the day before yesterday...(this sounds grammatically incorrect..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefleppard Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 after i stopped laughing i thought about the flame-retardant suit you may need for the backlash from this thread. point well taken, though - the title is brilliant. enjoy the BBQ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWilson Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 I'm going to buy one the second Tuesday of last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 We' date=' at Gibson, are proud to announce the release of the Super-Ultra-Limited Edition Truly NOS TV 1938 Advanced Jumbo. Through many years of research and development, Gibson has finally perfected the time machine. Utilizing this highly prized instrument, we will transport Ren Ferguson back to 1938 where he will painstakingly craft 38 of these sought-after instruments, using only the tools and materials available at that time. He will then place them in a hermetically sealed chamber to await his return to the present. They will then be unveiled and distributed to a select number of Gibson dealers where they will be available for a MSRP of $1,938,000.00 . Due to the fact that we can now control time, these instruments will become available yesterday.[/quote']Â Never mind the guitar, I want Ren to pick me up some IBM stock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfden1 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Forget that. Just have Ren bring me back an original J-35, please, and I'll be content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadwood Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 That is FUNNY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Rondack Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 I already bought one the day after tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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