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  1. 1 hour ago, SteveFord said:

    The secret of the neck is to  pour 2 ounces of Diet Coke on it and then give it 3 minutes in the oven at 150 degrees to get it to set.

    That give it that "on tour" feel.

     

    That's what I always do...

  2. Try that in a small town.

    Funny, it seems all the anarchy and insanity happen in large population areas. 

    Well, except for the chaos at the border, but even that quickly gets bused to urban areas.

    Makes ya wonder...

    :-k

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  3. 32 minutes ago, Phil OKeefe said:

    They don't "hit" the tubes - they hit the chassis. They tap the tubes. Both are stress tests to try to make the amp fail, just like the 24 hour burn in test. If something is borderline, they'd rather catch it in the factory than have you suffer from it failing at a gig. 

    And it works. My Blue Angel did hundreds of gigs all over the Heartland over many years without a single issue.

    And it still runs like a well-oiled machine.

    👍

     

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  4. 22 hours ago, Sheepdog1969 said:

     Our resourceful brother from Alabama MacGyvered a solid solution, 

     

    Love it.

    We had another phrase back in the day, but as teenagers in the Arizona desert we would ride dirt bikes as far as we could go, even carrying spare gas at times. We had old used bikes modded to ride dirt, we were the rat bikers. When we broke down in 110 degree heat we would "MacGyver' all kinds of solutions. Pliers, duct tape, bailing wire and a pocket knife and we would figure out a way to get them home.

    It made us better men.

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  5. Father looks out the window on a snowy evening.

    He gets furious and turns red.

    "What's the matter, dear," his wife asks.

    "It's our daughter's new boyfriend. He's written his name in the snow with pee."

    "Oh. That's not so bad."

    "Yeah, but it's in "her" handwriting."

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  6. There was a lady with 3 sons, named Rain, Snow and Brick

    Rain asked his mom, “Why is my name ‘Rain’?”
    “Because a raindrop fell on your head when you were born.”
    Then Snow asked his mom, “Why is my name ‘Snow’?”
    “Because a snowflake fell on your head when you were born.”
    Then Brick asked his mom, “NYANYANYANYA????

  7. Two guys are drinking in the restaurant atop the Seattle Space Needle on a windy day.

    Man 1: You... You know... When it is this windy, you can jump off the edge, and the wind will blow you back on.

    Man 2: Bull.

    Man 1: No man, I'm telling you. The wind just blows you back on. Here, let me show you.

    The two men drunkily sneak outside and stand on the edge. When another gust comes, the first man leaps off the edge. He floats in the wind for a moment, and sure enough, the wind whips him back onto the ledge.

    Man 2: I gotta try this!

    He takes a running leap from the edge and plummets straight to his death.

    Afterwards, the police are investigating the scene and the Chief of Police goes up to the first man.

    Chief: You know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk Superman.

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