jaxson50
-
Posts
5,964 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
31
Posts posted by jaxson50
-
-
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
-
2
-
-
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?
A tire.
-
2
-
1
-
-
I want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s something I can really see myself doing.
-
1
-
2
-
-
She had a photographic memory, but it never developed
-
2
-
-
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?”
The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
-
2
-
-
Why was Dumbo sad?
He felt irrelephant.
-
2
-
-
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
-
1
-
-
10 hours ago, Sgt. Pepper said:
We made the drive over 17 many times to the beach in Rasta Cruz. Cut a few school days to chill at the beach. I do have the finest Pioneer High School education the tax payers can buy.
I do not remember it.
It was a coffee house, where all us hipsters hung out, I haven't been back to SC since 84.
-
John Mayall is very much alive. He just released a new album and was on the road before the Covid19 thing
-
31 minutes ago, Sgt. Pepper said:
I miss Cali, but I could in no way afford to live there anymore. The Bay Area got to crowded.
I understand that, enjoyed Santa Cruz, Capitola and the Redwood area a lot!
Remember the Crystal Palace?
-
2 hours ago, Sgt. Pepper said:
Saw them in '86 in Mountain View, CA. It was their reunion tour. Almost everyone who was ever a Doobie was there. I remember there were 4 drum sets on stage.
They are home town boys from San Jose where I grew up.
Patrick Simmons also came on stage in Santa Cruz in '82 to sing one song (Crank It Up) with a band called The Dregs off an album called Industry Standard.
That was my stomping grounds for a short time. Good times!
-
I went to the market to pick up a few things, I noticed a lady obviously under distress, sobbing while her small children looked at her , sadness in their faces.
I asked what could I do to help?
She pointed to the cart full of groceries and said she was ready to go through the checkout line but she couldn't find the $200,00 she has put in her purse before leaving home, it was the only money she received since the lock down orders, her cupboards were bare and she had children to feed,
Well I couldn'tlive with myself if I didn't help her, so I opened my wallet and gave her $50,00,
What else could I do, after finding thatv$200,00 in the parking lot it was the right thing to do!
-
Always liked the D Brothers,
-
He who dies with the most toys is still dead. I have a list of everything I own and it's approximate value, I want my wife to get as much as she can out of it.
As Johnny sang, " On my old guitar sell tickets, so someone can finally pick it, tell the girls down at the Ritz I say hello."
-
Great performance all the way around, brings back memories of my misspent youth, I saw Free August 22, 1969,
They were the first act, followed by Delaney, Bonnie and Friends (with Leon Russell and most of the Mad Dogs, from Cockers Mad Dogs and Englishmen tour) then Blindfaith, ,
But it was the 90 min jam with all three groups after Blindfaith finished that is still a legend to those who saw those shows the three bands did.
The police finally cut the power to the stage at 1:45am (show started at 7:00pm.
One of the few things I did right in my wild days...
-
A owner of a pawn shop threw a banjo into a trash can striking an accordion,
He had perfect pitch!
-
Play girl,,
-
There are so many jokes about classical composers I could write you a Liszt !
-
I called the tinnitus hotline today but.......
It just kept ringing.
-
4
-
-
jdgm, I had completely forgotten about the M.O.
Good pick
-
1
-
-
I don't often smoke cigars but when I do I smoke double cut.
-
1
-
-
I heard the inventor of autocorrect died, I didn't even know he was I'll.
-
3
-
1
-
2
-
-
Linda Ronstadt Hasten Down the Wind.
The Band, Music from Big Pink.
Jeff Beck, Truth.
Led Zepplin 1st album.
Patrick Williams, Threshold
-
This is more of a mind trick, I played on my grandson when he was 6,
I asked him what one plus one is, of course he said "two."
I said not always, he didn't believe me, so.....
Then I placed one drop of water on a saucer and said, what is that?
One drop of water he replied.
Then I dropped another drop of water on the first one and said some times one plus one just means a larger one.
That kept him confused for the rest of the day.
Another version, ask some one what one plus one is, then place one drop of blue paint into one drop of yellow ,
Tell them apparently one plus one equals green
Stupid Jokes
in The Gibson Lounge
Posted
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made!