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Just read this joke that really hits home and creative to make a point too:

 

 

Don was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

 

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached

them to his roosters.

 

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,

which rooster was performing.

 

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by

just listening to the bells.

 

Don's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

 

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy

chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

 

To Don's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

 

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

 

Don was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Brisbane City

Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

 

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell

Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

 

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a

politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards

on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting

populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

 

Vote carefully in the next election, you can't always hear the bells.

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Just read this joke that really hits home and creative to make a point too:

 

 

Don was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

 

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached

them to his roosters.

 

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,

which rooster was performing.

 

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by

just listening to the bells.

 

Don's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

 

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy

chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

 

To Don's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

 

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

 

Don was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Brisbane City

Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

 

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell

Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

 

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a

politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards

on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting

populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

 

Vote carefully in the next election, you can't always hear the bells.

 

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Haaaaay!! We do have some "good Eggs" here in Iowa now don't we? I guess it can't be Hell up there in MN cuz it's too dang cold in the winter. Ain't much better here though.

 

My heart, & wish my behind too, would be in New Mexico for the winters for sure. [biggrin]

 

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Just read this joke that really hits home and creative to make a point too:

 

 

Don was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

 

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached

them to his roosters.

 

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,

which rooster was performing.

 

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by

just listening to the bells.

 

Don's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

 

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy

chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

 

To Don's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

 

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

 

Don was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Brisbane City

Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

 

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell

Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

 

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a

politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards

on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting

populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

 

Vote carefully in the next election, you can't always hear the bells.

 

Nice I like that

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