flyingarmadillo Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 If a drummer and a bassist get in a taxi, which one is the musician? The taxi driver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
six-string Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 how do you get a guitarist to play A flat? take the batteries out his tuner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
six-string Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 what's the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist? a bad oboist can actually kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
six-string Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 okay last one for now.... How does a guitarist's brain cell die? Alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riverside Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Never mind. The piano player can do it with his left hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shnate McDuanus Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Bass virtuoso. Get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingarmadillo Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Bass virtuoso. Get it? I believe that's also an oxymoron. re: your sig - I have a Ric 360/12 and prefer my Strat XII (but I'm not giving up the Ric!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 You can call a guitar player a guitarist, a bass player a bassist, but you can't call a rapper a rapist. Actually, you can... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 What do you call that animal that's always following musicians aroud? A drummer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkdaddyLV Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 How do you get an electric guitarist to turn down? Put music in front of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Conductor scowls at the double reed section and asks the first Bassoonist, "Is that a bassoon or a farting bedpost?" ... Conductor scowls at the percussion section and says, "They give baboons two sticks and call them drummers." From the back, "Yeah, but they take one stick away, then call him a conductor." ... What's an oboe good for? Kindling for the bassoons. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 funny guys... In good hands a banjo can sound cool... to me +1 I think banjos do get an undeserved bum rap. But... in a bluegrass gig, they are as close to drummers as we get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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