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Yeah, is that ironical or what?

 

Bought the company only last year.

 

Got rich on concertina wire.

 

Wonder if the manufacturer's warranty will cover the damage to the scooter?

Probably considered customer abuse.

 

I'm thinking the operator's handbook warns against driving it through water.

But if it does not specify water at the bottom of a cliff...

 

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On website http://www.segway.com

 

 

It is with great sadness that we have to confirm that Jimi

Heselden OBE, has died in a tragic accident near his home in

West Yorkshire. Jimi Heselden, 62, was Chairman of Hesco

Bastion Ltd, the world leading manufacturer of protective

barriers and owner of Segway Inc. Jimi is perhaps best known

for his charity work with Help for Heroes and the Leeds

Community Foundation. A £10m gift to the Foundation

earlier this month saw his lifetime charitable donations top

£23m. Our thoughts go out to his family and many friends,

who have asked for privacy at this time.

 

 

 

 

 

Here's the safety manual;

 

http://www.segway.com/downloads/pdfs/Getting_Started_Manual.pdf

 

On page 53 of the manual;

 

Avoiding Hazards

The Segway PT is highly maneuverable and allows you to easily

navigate around obstacles. However, to prevent the loss of traction,

you must always be careful when riding and learn to identify and

avoid slippery, icy, or wet surfaces, loose materials (sand/gravel),

steep slopes, and obstacles.

 

 

On page 54 of the manual;

Avoid riding on steep slopes.

 

 

On page 57 of the manual;

Avoid riding across steep slopes.

 

 

On page 58 of the manual;

Make sure that one Wheel does not drop off a curb.

 

 

On page 111 of the manual;

Do not take risks. When you encounter a slope, uneven terrain,

or other terrain feature with which you are not experienced or that

makes you at all concerned about your safety, do not risk riding

over it.

 

 

Doesn't say anything about riding through water or over cliffs specifically.

 

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This story has all sorts of aspects to it

Initial disbelief

Unbelievable carelessness

Poor risk management

Joie de vivre

Sadness at the loss

Unique insurance claim

Urgent rewrite of user manual

Irony (large amount)

Monty Python factor.....

 

We send all our love.....RIP.....

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